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scaffin the gap

Having sex with a female, getting inside a woman, easing tensionable situations (closing the gap) Fantasising with friends about a nice lookin broad........
I'de love to scaff her gap,
She down for a scaffin
Can i scrape your gape miss?
Scaffin the gap on that would be killa......
by DaddyDares August 13, 2010
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Scoffee

the combination of scotch and coffee.

also can be called irish coffee or scotchee.
it has the power to hide your alcoholism from friends and colleagues or just a way to help you stay up all night and not hate yourself completely.
man 1: oh what the fuck. i have to stay up all night to finish this stupid project by tomorrow.

man 2: that blows, friend. have a scoffee, it will deaden your sense of annoyance and still keep you awake!

man 1: wow, that's amazing! this is why I keep you around. also, so i can sleep with your mother.

man 2: no problem buddy! :)
by coochanin October 6, 2011
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scruff rape

When a woman has a fetish for men with scruff... She picks her men by the quality of their scruff and proceeds to spend the evening running her fingers through his scruff paying absolutely no attention to the man. Scruff Rape.
Amy met a guy at a concert and Scruff Raped him!
by ScruffRapedAtParadiso November 21, 2013
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Scruff

Grabbing something by the neck or collar and lifting them.
I scruffed that mofo right into the cantaloupe patch.

You ever just get the urge to scruff a Kyle?

OMG Becky he scruffed me right to bed. Thats when I fell in love.
by Scruffdaddy September 1, 2020
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Scruffian

A guy that's scruffy looking. A mix between a lumberjack beard and a biker shave, but with a preppy haircut and highclass clothing.
" I met a really hot guy last night, he's such a scruffian."
The actor Colin Farrell (Miami Vice)
by Joscelin July 1, 2008
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Scoffee

Slang for Ice Coffee, generally of the type that comes in a 600ml carton.
"scoff-ee"
"I'm thirsty. I would love a Scoffee."
by Spazmat August 31, 2005
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Scuffy McGee

a bisexual mexican grandfather that enjoys fingering young boys under the age of 13 in the anal cavity
my rectum is sore from your Scuffy McGee last night
by pooperman_xxx September 26, 2003
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