Stoned

When you've committed sinful crimes in 180 B.C and the people would pelt you with rocks until you died.

Judge: Guilty. You've been sentenced to be stoned.
Prisoner: oh damn sweet
The Chosen Few: *readys rocks*
Prisoner: oh shit i thought you meant the other kind of stoned like when you get h-
*gets pelted with rocks until his corpse is riddled with bruises*

by You sad human March 20, 2019

Stoned

When you've committed sinful crimes in 180 B.C and the people would pelt you with rocks until you died.

Judge: Guilty. You've been sentenced to be stoned.
Prisoner: oh damn sweet
The Chosen Few: *readys rocks*
Prisoner: oh shit i thought you meant the other kind of stoned like when you get h-
*gets pelted with rocks until his corpse is riddled with bruises*

by You sad human March 20, 2019

Stoned

When you've committed sinful crimes in 180 B.C and the people would pelt you with rocks until you died.

Judge: Guilty. You've been sentenced to be stoned.
Prisoner: oh damn sweet
The Chosen Few: *readys rocks*
Prisoner: oh shit i thought you meant the other kind of stoned like when you get h-
*gets pelted with rocks until his corpse is riddled with bruises*

by You sad human March 20, 2019

Sooned

When a game developer says that they will show or update "soon"

X: damn they sooned us again

by ElNico56 August 7, 2019

Stoneder

When you are already stoned and you want to get stoneder.

"Yo, haydn, are you stoned?"
"yup, what about you."
"yeah, but i could be stoneder."
"wtf did you just say?"
"ill explain it on urban dictionary so you can read it."
"ight nigga, give me the blunt."

by mal but better November 18, 2019

Sioned

Word used to describe someone with a peachy bum who is a crackhead.

"Many, many chips" said the Sioned.

by kettyspaghetti November 25, 2019

Scone scoffer

A scone scoffer is an insult you would say to someone who is English

Shut up You scone scoffer

by Skin ed June 26, 2020