A significantly large penis that goes up a mans anal cavity whilst having a hard on. Also means to finger a girl whom has a very hairy vagina, for this to work though you need large fingers.
Man#1 - Man, did see my schlong earlier on?
Man#2 - Yeah it was huge, how would you feel if you put your schlong up my bumhole
Man#1 - LETS DO THIS!!!
Man#3 - can i lick your schlong too?
*both men dickslap the third man*
Man#2 - Yeah it was huge, how would you feel if you put your schlong up my bumhole
Man#1 - LETS DO THIS!!!
Man#3 - can i lick your schlong too?
*both men dickslap the third man*
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A wild and unruly female dog, usually of the 'toy' group. Name derived from 'Siamang', a primate of similar behavioral characteristics.
by bengjyi May 1, 2006
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1. The length of a man's penis.
2. A big dick.
3. The attitude expressed by someone who is a big dick.
2. A big dick.
3. The attitude expressed by someone who is a big dick.
Man, why are you gettin' all up in my face with that schlongitude, put that thing away before you hurt someone why don't you.
by emresch October 23, 2008
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