Captain save a ratchet hoe

To be like bird from 33rd

Don't be a bird from 33rd trying to be Captain save a ratchet hoe

Captain save a ratchet hoe by Simple.people March 11, 2024

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I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba

A direct quote from 'Mario evades the IRS' by Solid jj. References Mario, as well as tropes of various games in the Super Mario franchise (i.e rescuing Princess Peach from kidnappings, or jumping on Goombas to clear platforming challenges). Commonly used to refer to the simplicity of Mario as a concept, by implying the character exists simply to regularly fulfill these two tasks.

Mario's purpose is essentially "I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba."

I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba by LJorSomething November 16, 2024

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God save our noble king

A phrase used when you wish for god's greatness upon yourself.

Patented by Sudiksha

Abc: Bro she gave us extra homework!
Def: God save our noble king

God save our noble king by myfreedityfreedom April 21, 2025

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Captain save a ho

Wanting to be a super muhfucka but end up looking like a dumbass.

Exp; *Random person getting jump*

*they friend come up*

friend: yall not finna jump my dawg.

*one of the person jumping his friend*

Jumper 1: yo ass wanna be captain save a ho so bad.

Jumper 2: exactly

Captain save a ho by OgBadbitty June 20, 2025

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Hot Drop Quick Save

When you unexpectedly fall off the bed while having sex and land on your back and pop back up and act like everything is fine.

"What was that loud noise last night, Becky?
Darrin was over and that was a hot drop quick save!"

Hot Drop Quick Save by vandeb12 November 2, 2018

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Cap'n save a hoe

An act of serious infidelity.

Homies girlfriend came home from work early a caught him playing Cap'n save a hoe with another woman.

Cap'n save a hoe by Dawnrazor February 14, 2020

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touch the glass save your ass

touching the glass of your car when you go over railroad tracks

whyd you touch the windshield
“touch the glass save your ass motherfucker”

touch the glass save your ass by iprollyfuckedyobitch October 18, 2022

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