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shit slapper

A gnome that likes to tickle your asshole so much that you shit, and he slaps it back up. Usually causes constipation.
G-nome must have been angry. Heard he was a real shit slapper.
by allahu Ackbar May 5, 2017
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Knee-Snapper

Like an ankle-breaker, but higher up the leg.
LeDarius: Did you see when that guy got crossed?
Jevarious: Yeah man, that was a real Knee-Snapper
by dickey6969 May 18, 2017
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Sausage slappers

When you’ve finished crossing swords with your mate in the urinal and need to shake the drippers off so you slap your penises together.
We are such sausage slappers!
by Dr.EvilRaj July 26, 2018
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Alabama Snapper

A southern hooker’s pussy; usually smells of grizzly wintergreen.
“Brother, I’m pissing fire today. It must’ve been that Alabama Snapper!”
by Redneck1896 April 21, 2019
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sphincter snapper

A particularly large chode, one that poses a health hazard when attempting to backdoor.
OMG Kate tried to do the deed with Travis last night, but it turns out he has a sphincter snapper! She is still in the hospital.
by dangerousliason June 7, 2019
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Flounder Slapper

when you slap the outside lips of a girl's orgasm chasm with your love piston for minutes on end
I gave Becky a wild flounder slapper last night, but I forgot to stop before I came now she's pregnant.
by cherrisa June 9, 2019
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Pupper Supper

Dinner for your doggo. Food for your furry friend.

Dog food, particularly the expensive stuff.
The stores may be out of toilet paper, but there is still plenty of pupper supper.
by food_dude April 7, 2020
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