phantom sanchez

you fuck a chick doggy style. during the sex you stick your finger in her ass and wave it under her nose just so she can smell it.

Did you give that girl a phantom sanchez last night?

by KidDP345 June 11, 2006

Dorty Sanchez

When you take some ones finger who is passed out stick it in some one else's rectum and then proceed to rub under their nose with it

I hate zack price he is a dorty Sanchez

by Mendenstine May 1, 2014

alex sanchez

Guy with microscopic penis. Even for a god.

Sam is being a Alex sanchez.

by Asdf2490 March 9, 2016

impossible sanchez

Fucking yourself in the ass while punching yourself in the face. See mobius punch.

Who's got two thumbs and is about to perform the impossible sanchez? This guy.

by sinistlor November 17, 2009

Vick's Sanchez

Similar to the likes of a "dirty sanchez". The act of wiping vicks vaporrub right under your nose.

dude, I was rolling my face off last night and totally gave myself a Vick's Sanchez, it was awesome!

by tmoney324G6 November 29, 2010

sanchez bump

The increase in web traffic you receive after appearing on CNN's Rick Sanchez Show. Alternatively, a sexual maneuver performed while watching CNN's Rick Sanchez Show in a damp Extended Stay hotel room.

"Dude, you should see the sanchez bump I just got! No, on my website. Not in a hotel room. That's gross. You're gross."

by sanchezfan86 March 16, 2009

Jimmy Sanchez

The same thing as a Dirty Sanchez except with a condom. (Referencing the condoms nickname being "Jimmy".)

"I Jimmy Sanchez'd Darla the other night.

by vooobooooweeew August 23, 2014