strippers gland

Strippers gland- (N) The glistening "sweat" effect on a stripper, that is, for some reason, not gross like actual sweat.

Yo! That chick had a total strippers gland.

by Carrots April 14, 2017

stripper bank

A box under your bed filled with dirtier than usual 1's, 5's, and 20's that smell of butt sweat. The money may also appear to glitter from the lotion, glitter, and bodily bodily fluids they picked up during the transaction in which they were acquired.

Porsche was shocked to hear that the lender a picture of the money from her stripper bank as proof of funds to close her transaction.

by Cadmus $ February 21, 2015

Stripper Promise

A hollow promise made for the sole purpose of appeasing the recipient momentarily.

A vow lacking conviction or follow through

Harold " She said we would go out on a date when she had some more free time. She promised this time"

Rob " ahh, common man, you can't be following for another stripper promise."

by Dre_N May 5, 2021

God Stripper

A stripper who is a second hand caretaker to a child. Also known as kierra, also known as Kardi. A god stripper will teach your child the basic knowledge of stripping and how to make shmoney. okurt ? OKURT !

Him : wow. that girl has an amazing PPP !

Her : must be a god stripper named kardi !!

by Nsnsj November 20, 2018

Stripper Licking

enhanced good time or needs enhancing or attending to

last night when we were together I had a stripper licking best time

that barn door over yonder needs a stripper licking before I haul my tractor in there

by allahalan July 18, 2025

stripper's wallet

When a person's wallet is filled with mostly singles, like a stripper's wallet would be.

Person 1: Lets grab something to eat.
Person 2: I might not have enough money, I have a stripper's wallet right now.

by TheLegendIsRedBaron May 13, 2014

stripper flakes

When a stripper rubs up on you, and there's residue.

"Yo bro, them stripper flakes on your chin are straight crusty!"

by CrustyFlakes May 27, 2017