by BTrandy March 6, 2009
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omg, I was doing my math homework and there were 20 questions and if you get 3 wrong then you have to start over and I had already gotten 2 wrong, then I was on the last one and I got it wrong:-|
by Mandy Orton September 27, 2004
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Usually a douche. Eavesdrops on conversations that he isn't supposed to be in. Slicked black hair, which looks like he could have used spunk as a hair gel substance. Pale as fuck, like Edward from twilight. Acts like he knows everything, and supposedly is a,"Sexy Beast" even though he probably hasn't gotten any. Has weird theories about women, and thinks he looks very handsome. Usually relates women to materialistic things, such as cars, or guitars, which is NOT how you get a girl if you tell them that. Sings in 1 tone, for every song, and thinks he is "bad ass" because he hangs out with mexicans for "protection." Often relates things with stories of,"back home we use-ta do things this way!" Big redneck, likes female celebrities. Says things are "dirty" after someone says them, even though it is him with the dirty mind.
Also didn't start acting out until middle school. Has a very gay impression of gay people. Thinks his shit don't stink, but it REEKS.
Also didn't start acting out until middle school. Has a very gay impression of gay people. Thinks his shit don't stink, but it REEKS.
Wow, Randy hasn't been himself ever since middle school, because he had to set expectations for others and just had to be accepted.
by ROFLKNIEFGOESSLIEC October 19, 2010
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Get the Randy mug.Any sex move that consists of the use of a curling iron, a little blue pill, salsa, motor oil, anal beads, painters tape, a 1967 penny, a finger from a broken statue, or a slinky dog(like from the movie Toy Story.)
Bro 1: "Dude I gave this girl a realistic randy last night."
Bro 2: " Really what objects did you use?"
Bro 1: " I tied her down with the slinky dog, shoved the 1967 penny in her mouth, poured a little salsa in her mouth then covered her mouth with painters tape. Then proceeded to pop the pill myself, applied the motor oil as lube, stuck the curling iron in her vajay... dont worry it was on low, and then finished by fucking her in the ass."
Bro 2: "What kind of salsa did you use?"
Bro 2: " Really what objects did you use?"
Bro 1: " I tied her down with the slinky dog, shoved the 1967 penny in her mouth, poured a little salsa in her mouth then covered her mouth with painters tape. Then proceeded to pop the pill myself, applied the motor oil as lube, stuck the curling iron in her vajay... dont worry it was on low, and then finished by fucking her in the ass."
Bro 2: "What kind of salsa did you use?"
by welshes grape juice January 15, 2011
Get the Realistic Randy mug.Originating from the character Randy from "Trailer Park Boys" it is usally a nickname deemed on someone who is being annoying our getting on your nerves. Mostly associated with phrases that involve fighting with your pants off, eating cheese burgers, and wearing no shirts while having an oversized gut.
"Put a fucking shirt on Randy"
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"Oh no Randy is getting serious, gonna take his pants off soon"
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"Why don't you go have another cheeseburger Randy"
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"Fuck off Randy"
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"Oh no Randy is getting serious, gonna take his pants off soon"
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"Why don't you go have another cheeseburger Randy"
OR straight up
"Fuck off Randy"
by JBellzy June 16, 2007
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