rusty trombone

When a chick gives a guy a reach-around while pressing her lips to the asscrack of a guy as he farts, thus making it seem and sound like she is playing a rusty trombone. Makes me want to join the marching band.

examples are fruity

by hohoho May 2, 2004

Rusty Trombone

Having a girl lick your asshole while giving you a hand job.

"The orchestra of fucking sounded much better with that Rusty Trombone."

by Ryan May 24, 2004

rusty trombone

a sex act beetween 2 gay men where one stands knee,s slightly bent so anus is in the right position the other kneels down and blows the asshole while reaching round grabbing the
member and giving it a good stroke up and down resembling a jazz trombonist

i was in the feathers last night jim
played the rusty trombone like Joseph Alessi. he was fantastic shaker loved every minuite of it thanks jim bravo

by shakerdemus and plyers July 21, 2009

rusty trombone

when a girl tongue twisters the asshole of a man while giving him a reach around and fondles his nuts

Matt gave Tom W a superb rusty trombone

by Sean and Tom L January 31, 2004

Rusty Trombone

The act of a woman giving oral sex to a mans anus while stroking his penis.

We were getting freaky one night and he bent over and asked me to give him a rusty trombone.

by dbintx October 12, 2006

rusty torpedo

When your ex girlfriend leave behind her dildo and you proceed to use it on your next girlfriend.

Gina came over last night and I gave her Olivia's rusty torpedo!

by Captain Backhand August 8, 2006

Rusty Ravenscraft

Rusty Ravenscraft is the star of the syndicated television series Chonga; a show about Indians (the dot head kind, not feather head)

Oh my God look! It's Chonga!

No, that's Rusty Ravenscraft. He's an actor.

by SeeMyNameInLights October 19, 2011