unicorn rupture sex

Unicorn rupture sex is when a male and female finally decide to have sex at the age of 2, the boys dick is a one inch wonder meaning that it doesn’t satisfy the girl at all, this leads to the girl getting moody and crawls to get a ruptured unicorn, this unicorn as a 69 inch one meaning it highkey prefers the unicorn, the boy gets jealous so he pushes in hard, he end up getting his leg stuck in there making foot babies

‘oh your so bad let’s have unicorn rupture sex instead!’

by 69wondermalonder October 27, 2017

Inter-Fucking-Rupt

VERB- to constantly interupt someone to the point of being realy fucking annoying.

"God damn it Jason! Dont INTER-FUCKING-RUPT me!"

by DesertEagle1056 January 15, 2009

rupert

A text message sent in the morning by a man to all his mates, indicating that he had had sex the previous evening with a woman with whom he had never before slept. The text message generally consists of the single word: rupert.

"I got a rupert message from Johnny this morning."
"About fucking time."

by Atticus Black May 16, 2009

ruppert

A sad boy that has a four head that can have over 9000 jumbo jets land on it

Air control permission to land on A Ruppert

by TheRoaster November 10, 2015

Rupperee

A referee who seems curiously oblivious to walks, tons of contact, and charging when Kentucky commits them. Kentucky fans like to believe it doesn't happen, but whenever Kentucky loses they blame the referees anyway, which is ironic.

While Rupperees are a mainstay of UK basketball many UK fans deny their existence, and many rival fans invent wild conspiracy theories about John Calipari bribing refs before each game.

A portmanteau of "Rupp" (the name of the arena where UK plays home games) and "referee".

Fan: Cousins straight up mugged him inside and no foul?

Other Fan: Dude, they're Rupperees

by Snakes on a Wii March 21, 2010

Rupert Grint

A ginger-haired 18 year old, famous for 'acting' the part of Ron Weasley in the Harry Potter films. Some people believe he is attractive, with his acne ridden face (but not worse than Tom Felton's) and vacant expression. Most people believe he has the best acting ability out of the Harry Potter Trio. Probably why he has done such prestigious and oscar-worthy movies, such as Thunderpants and Driving Lessons. Cannot speak more than 3 words in an interview, answers consist of 'Cool', 'Yeah' and 'Wicked'.

'Cool, yeah. It's wicked.', Rupert Grint's response to most questions.

by Katv2 September 20, 2006

rupert

some gay-ass cartoon bear who hangs around with some gay-ass dog (or whatever the hell it is)named Pongping and goes on dumb adventures with talking animals.

Yo, that dude rupert is gay!!

by SLK May 22, 2004