Stinky Rod

A turd so massive in both girth and length that it causes the back to be erect.

"When we had a height competition, I wanted to win so I concentrated my formidably spunky feces into a stinky rod."

by Drury Lane September 3, 2006

double rod

to take two penises into the mouth or anus simultaneously

I couldn't believe she was able to double rod those two guys, they were HUGE!

by maximumo June 20, 2008

fuel rod

Noun, nuclear physics. A fuel rod is a tube packed with pellets of a fissionable material such as Uranium 235. Many rods are placed in a nuclear reactor where they undergo fission, releasing huge amounts of energy.

Noun, anatomical. A male penis. Placed in a vagina it is capable of releasing huge quantities of spermatozoa which look like little fish.

Dude 1: "Man last night was amazing!"
Dude 2: "How so?"
Dude 1: "My chick's reactor was hot so I stuck in my fuel rod, emptied it and she had a frickin' melt down like Three Mile Island!"

by Wizards Sleeve December 27, 2005

Rod man

it’s a boy with long hair who only lesbians go for bc they think they are girls

You look like a rod man

by Havit17 June 10, 2018

Ass Rod

Alex Rodriguez of the New York Yank-these poking his ass like a pin cushion with performance-enhancing drugs.

man, I ain't like a kid anymore slapping balls over the wall. Think I need to do the Ass Rod thing.

by New York Yank-these September 6, 2013

Stick Rod

When You Take A FishHook And Shove It Up Ur Dick Hole

Dad i stick rodded

Nigga da fuq

by NiggerBabyKFC June 1, 2015

rod of discord

noun
the second most valuable item in terraria, behind the terra toilet

guy: "hey can i borrow your rod of discord?"
another guy: "do you know how much this thing took to get? heck no!"

by anpotato October 16, 2020