Popsicle Rodeo

When you mount someones back and stick a popsicle up their butt, then see how long you can hold on before they buck you off

My anus is still frozen from the popsicle rodeo. Jerry popsicled me for a full 8 seconds!

Popsicle Rodeo by Numb Bum Cowboy March 19, 2019

Turd Rodeo 

Total shitshow.

I went to my stepdaughters talent show - total turd rodeo.

Turd Rodeo by JMoYo1 December 2, 2019

Maskwacis Rodeo 

Used in sex , get on top and say something really disrespectful to them and try on after that

Stick your big toe in.... climb on her yell "Regulators! Mount up For Maskwacis Rodeo! smack her as hard as you can and then say in her ear your auntie feels better and hold on.

Maskwacis Rodeo by Van Hammer December 16, 2019

El Rodeo School

El Rodeo School is the place where you go to if your retarted. There is a lot of persians and asians at El Rodeo. Don’t forget about the dumbass teachers there.

Person one:
Hey Isn’t El Rodeo better than all of the other schools?

Person two: Yes, There is a lot of asians and retarted teachers! Don’t forget about the dumbass persians

El Rodeo School is the place where you go to if your retarted. There is a lot of persians and asians at El Rodeo. Don’t forget about the dumbass teachers there.

El Rodeo School by @nogroupchat February 18, 2020

Blood Rodeo 

When a woman is on her period and removes her tampon by ripping it out and spinning it around her head.

“Did you have sex with him? Aren’t you on your period?”

“We had a blood rodeo”

Blood Rodeo by Brittneydidntdoit February 22, 2020

Hazelwell Rodeo 

Whilst slamming a bird in doggy you hold onto her hair and proceed to call her the wrong name and see how long you can hold on for.

“Did the hazelwell rodeo last night, only lasted 10 seconds”

Hazelwell Rodeo by Collegebike May 21, 2021

Mormon Rodeo

When your Morman bro is soaking with his new girl and you jump on his back, smack his ass, and try to hold on for 8 seconds.

Bro 1: "There's not much to do around here is there man?"
Bro 2: " You could try a Mormon Rodeo, my personal best is 7.6 seconds"

Mormon Rodeo by Zephyrousx October 2, 2021