by Jakko snappu June 6, 2016
Get the river wang mug.A swampy female who is found floating down party rivers naked, building her fuck huts on the side of the river banks to fulfil her beaver like needs. Very close relative to swamp donkeys, mud crickets and lot lizards. Often found in the rivers of the northeastern America
“Did you get with that river beaver last night Vince?”
Vince- “hell ya bub filled that river beaver up so much we blew apart her walls, she’s gonna be rebuilding herself for a week!”
Vince- “hell ya bub filled that river beaver up so much we blew apart her walls, she’s gonna be rebuilding herself for a week!”
by Bahami July 29, 2018
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A program where you got 1 bald guy and 2 fat asses over it and a shark trying to control everyone thing you do
River city drum corp
Mr. Albert: give me the phones
Mr. jr: We do this everyday bra
Ms. Jamila: y’all are not good I’m fat
Mr. Albert: give me the phones
Mr. jr: We do this everyday bra
Ms. Jamila: y’all are not good I’m fat
by Albert Shumake December 27, 2019
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Dexter "River ramping. There's really no other way to go. It's like the Valhalla for idiots.
Dexter "River ramping. There's really no other way to go. It's like the Valhalla for idiots.
by Deanis420 March 22, 2022
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This person is often slippery like team rocket evading Ash Ketchum and their life is often as eventful as the show Riverdale!
This person is often slippery like team rocket evading Ash Ketchum and their life is often as eventful as the show Riverdale!
A)Have u heard that river has a new partner?
B)NO I haven't I really need to watch the new episode of Riverdale!
A)ye catching up with river is always eventful...
B)NO I haven't I really need to watch the new episode of Riverdale!
A)ye catching up with river is always eventful...
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Even his diet is cute, it consists of eating muffins. He lives in routine -- everything has a designated spot. Do not tell him he is wrong because he will get mad. He is attractive even if he doesn't believe it; his light auburn-colored hair, blue eyes, and pale freckled skin draw you in. He is a bit stubborn at times, but that adds to the cuteness. He is loyal, loving, supportive, attentive, kind, caring, chivalrous, and overall, just that high-quality man. He is a book nerd; he loves to read and write creative stories that seem to draw from his life experiences even if he says otherwise. He hopes to become a NY-times bestselling author (he will become one!). He is quite a social butterfly; he likes to make friends everywhere he goes. He loves to play football and root for the team Chelsea F.C. Rivers are little babies that need constant attention and snuggling, be sure to give them that, and you'll find yourself a happy River (though he is prone to be sad). Be there for them, they need to know they have someone to depend on, and they will reward you by being themselves -- the best you can ever have! Love them hard, and they will do the same for you!
Even his diet is cute, it consists of eating muffins. He lives in routine -- everything has a designated spot. Do not tell him he is wrong because he will get mad. He is attractive even if he doesn't believe it; his light auburn-colored hair, blue eyes, and pale freckled skin draw you in. He is a bit stubborn at times, but that adds to the cuteness. He is loyal, loving, supportive, attentive, kind, caring, chivalrous, and overall, just that high-quality man. He is a book nerd; he loves to read and write creative stories that seem to draw from his life experiences even if he says otherwise. He hopes to become a NY-times bestselling author (he will become one!). He is quite a social butterfly; he likes to make friends everywhere he goes. He loves to play football and root for the team Chelsea F.C. Rivers are little babies that need constant attention and snuggling, be sure to give them that, and you'll find yourself a happy River (though he is prone to be sad). Be there for them, they need to know they have someone to depend on, and they will reward you by being themselves -- the best you can ever have! Love them hard, and they will do the same for you!
Sit next to a River, and you'll feel all better!
If River was an animal, he'd be an orange tabby kitten.
"River, look at this cat meme, it's you at the gym!"
I love River's poetry; he really has a talent for the written word.
River, I miss you, hope you're doing well.
If River was an animal, he'd be an orange tabby kitten.
"River, look at this cat meme, it's you at the gym!"
I love River's poetry; he really has a talent for the written word.
River, I miss you, hope you're doing well.
by I actually sing and dance March 12, 2023
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--I know right, look at that tapioca river flowing out of her pussy!
--I know right, look at that tapioca river flowing out of her pussy!
by dagider September 13, 2010
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