monkey ring

when you rub the outer area of your partners butthole with your knuckle.

Last night I gave Lena a monkey ring until she shit on my knuckle.

by bigsexy.inc May 3, 2018

ring o' fire

a while after you eat spicy foods (i.e. hot wings), you shit and it burns out your asshole, leaving a ring that burns for hours after

"Don't eat chili peppers out of donald's mom's pussy, it'll give you a ring o' fire!"

by markey doyle cullen May 15, 2003

Purity Ring

A pretty silver ring symbolizing a pledge to stay a virgin until marriage that Christian teenagers wear while they're having underage, premarital sex anyway.

I lost my purity ring while I was fucking the pastor's daughter/son.

by humblesalve March 2, 2009

middle finger ring

The middle finger is where you put a ring that you don't want to be affiliated with anything.
People wear them to look fly while flipping people off.
If it's black it's a symbol of asexuality.
It has archaic symbolism with Saturn.
It has nothing to do with homosexuality. Gays wear rings on their thumbs for oil checks.

Person 1: "Why are they wearing a middle finger ring?"
Person 2:"I don't know Brenda, why don't you fucking ask them?"

by ItsBubsBud September 4, 2019

ring and run

a game young kids play, 1 kid would go up to a persons house and ring their doorbell, and then run away, but not to far so you can see the owner open the door and look outside...hence the name "ring and run"
nowadays people don't open doors, they ask who is it? or look through a keyhole...FYI

kid 1: Im bored.
kid 2: me too.
kid 3: We can play ring and run...
kids 1 & 2: yeaaaahhhh!!!! lets play "ring and run" and piss off some neighbors!!!

by blthrskt December 28, 2005

ring of fire

the burning sensation around your anus when you take a shit after eating a lot of chilli peppers.

dude1- you want some chilli?

dude2- nah; i'm cuttin' down, last time i got a ring of fire that burned for several hours.

dude1- what can i say- it burns you twice!

by realcelestialphoenix August 15, 2008

Ring-fing

The act of inserting one's ring finger of either the right or left hand into the anus of one female or male person.

Wobbley Mobley got hella ring-finged last night... I smelled it on your left knuckle.

by Black and Decker January 10, 2009