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Lore reader

A lore reader can be described in several ways. They firstly can admire the ways in which the world of league of legends revolves around and the ongoing flows and processes happening within. In addition, the admire the cultural aspect of league lore, such as: paintings, fan art, videos, cinematic e.t.c.

However, they are usually known for their severe levels of degeneracy, and large quantity of homosexuality within their bloodstream. If you read league lore, you either have never heard of the word sex in your life and rock a "virginity is cool" T-Shirt to school, or severely get beaten by your family to the point where you read lore to stop your emotional and physical pain. It is a well known fact that in developing countries who have no access to the internet , league lore is used a torture mechanism. The most well represented example was in Abu Zubaydah's torture by the CIA in Guantanamo bay prison Cuba. He did indeed confess all the ins and outs of the 9/11 terror attacks to stop reading the lore.

To put this bluntly. If you read league lore, you need to seek emotional help ASAP before you go for a murderous rampage and kill a family of 6 trying to get food for their dinner.
Man: League is so Shit ! How can you find this so fun.

Retard: Thats because im a lore reader. I also like to get pegged !
by Allesandro Scaglia April 24, 2021
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shoe shag redemption

when someone takes too long to collecting your trainers from the storeroom in a popular highstreet shoe store they are in fact having it off on a mound of shoe boxes downstairs disposing their remains in your new shoes.
wheres my shoes samantha they're taking a while?definately having a shoe shag redemption mate
by jimbo warrier January 29, 2009
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Redden

A south american aninal, closely related to a pig. Native to the amazon. They are frequently found wallowing with their mates on compost piles. Thus it gives off a smell that is used to attact its mate.
Last night a Redden was wallowing in the trash.
by Roman Vamp June 10, 2007
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randell

A short man that spends 2 hours in the bathroom doing nothing,but being stupid and mean to women.
Randell: hey bitch i am going to that a shit for 2 hour don't bother me
by panicbutt12 December 27, 2019
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Red Redemption

A rim job after anal sex. A way of apologizing to the 'taker' as you just destroyed their red, tender ass hole.
I felt bad for fucking my girlfriend in the ass without lube, so i gave her a Red Redemption.
by Devon McIntyer February 21, 2011
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redemption

after losing a game of beer pong you before you have to drink all the rest of the beers you say redemption and you get one last chance to make the ball in a cup for them to drink and one less cup for you to drink
thats it bitch drink up . wait i call redemption give me the ball back so i get one more try
by heyimaidiot July 31, 2006
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Randell

randells are almost always hairy. verrrrrrry hairy.
guy 1: whoa, man that guy is hairy.

guy 2: omg!

guy 1: his name must be randell!
by randellwannabe March 4, 2009
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