When you are in a sexual relationship and really have no respect for yourself, partner, or the outcome of the relationship and so you try out the deviant, perverted moves that are defined within the corridors of this site.
Jas: “Dude, Last night I totally gave Ash the Philly fake out!”
Dev: “No way, she didn’t dump you? I thought most of those were just jokes?”
Jas: “Well they should be; but, I don’t care if it doesn’t work out. But she has no self-esteem so she just takes it.”
Dev: “Give her the Braveheart! She’s gotta break it off then.”
Jas: “It will probably take a chili dog or the alaskan snow dragon before she leaves... it's a total urban dictionary relationship.”
Dev: "Man... now that's F-ed up."
Dev: “No way, she didn’t dump you? I thought most of those were just jokes?”
Jas: “Well they should be; but, I don’t care if it doesn’t work out. But she has no self-esteem so she just takes it.”
Dev: “Give her the Braveheart! She’s gotta break it off then.”
Jas: “It will probably take a chili dog or the alaskan snow dragon before she leaves... it's a total urban dictionary relationship.”
Dev: "Man... now that's F-ed up."
by Sassafrassquatch November 22, 2009
Get the Urban Dictionary Relationship mug.A relationship that's lacking in all properties of your typical relationship and has become shit to deal with and be in.
Originated by Kady not knowing how to type.
Originated by Kady not knowing how to type.
by Ariana December 14, 2004
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A relationship that was/is worth nothing. Its not going anywhere. The kind of relationship you wouldn't count as one.
by YaGirlResaa August 1, 2009
Get the Relationshit mug.A bunch of obligations that two people have for each other that make both of them feel worse about themselves.
To quote the majority of the song "Piss Off" by the Arrogant Sons of Bitches (A break-up song):
"P-I-S-S-O-F-F-Hey!
I remember way back when,
When I wanted you to be mine.
And now that I've kind of had you,
I wonder was it all just a waste of time?
And did it make sense jumping into something
Knowing that I'd get hurt?
I don't know, but my boss thinks not,
It makes me less productive at work!
And all my friends told me "look out!"
'Cause you were treating me like shit!
I swallowed my pride and bit my tongue,
And I thought nothing of it!
I blame relationship's termination
For why things are never fine.
I've dreaded this moment from the day we met:
We have to say goodbye!
Now all I do is pine and smoke
With all my friend.
I regret not moving on
Even though I said I did,
Fuck, shit, dammit.
How many times do I have to call you
Just because you call me first?
You see, we're nothing together
But a bunch of obligations
That just make me feel worse!
So why was I the last to know
When you ride some other guy?
And why should I have even cared
That night you said you cried?
My stomach threw up my daily nutrition
And your anti-morals robbed me blind.
I loved you, and you blew it,
And you broke your own heart.
So eat this last goodbye!
Piss off: this is the last goodbye."
Relationship.
"P-I-S-S-O-F-F-Hey!
I remember way back when,
When I wanted you to be mine.
And now that I've kind of had you,
I wonder was it all just a waste of time?
And did it make sense jumping into something
Knowing that I'd get hurt?
I don't know, but my boss thinks not,
It makes me less productive at work!
And all my friends told me "look out!"
'Cause you were treating me like shit!
I swallowed my pride and bit my tongue,
And I thought nothing of it!
I blame relationship's termination
For why things are never fine.
I've dreaded this moment from the day we met:
We have to say goodbye!
Now all I do is pine and smoke
With all my friend.
I regret not moving on
Even though I said I did,
Fuck, shit, dammit.
How many times do I have to call you
Just because you call me first?
You see, we're nothing together
But a bunch of obligations
That just make me feel worse!
So why was I the last to know
When you ride some other guy?
And why should I have even cared
That night you said you cried?
My stomach threw up my daily nutrition
And your anti-morals robbed me blind.
I loved you, and you blew it,
And you broke your own heart.
So eat this last goodbye!
Piss off: this is the last goodbye."
Relationship.
by Daniel Plainview123 August 29, 2009
Get the Relationship mug.To hold connection with and honor a significant other, while allowing both the individual freedom of choice to to live and love without limitations.
Q:" Are you and Michael still together?"
A: "Yes! We have an open relationship now."
Q:"Are you seeing other people?"
A: "Not at the moment. "
Q:"How do you know he isn't going to "
A: "I dont know what the future holds. I trust him and trust that we will discuss our feelings for other people. "
Q:"You're ok with that Kitty? Really ok? It sounds tricky"
A: "Yes! It may be challenging at times but even more so, it's rewarding. We support each other and are able to communicate through anything."
Q: "Why"
A: "I love Michael and want for him to experience all of what life has to offer"
A: "Yes! We have an open relationship now."
Q:"Are you seeing other people?"
A: "Not at the moment. "
Q:"How do you know he isn't going to "
A: "I dont know what the future holds. I trust him and trust that we will discuss our feelings for other people. "
Q:"You're ok with that Kitty? Really ok? It sounds tricky"
A: "Yes! It may be challenging at times but even more so, it's rewarding. We support each other and are able to communicate through anything."
Q: "Why"
A: "I love Michael and want for him to experience all of what life has to offer"
by peace4kitty20 August 1, 2012
Get the open relationship mug.A relationship status somewhere between open and exclusive, meaning that some aspects are exclusive (e.g. holding hands, kissing, or sex) whereas others - such as meeting new people, flirting, or interacting on dating websites - are not. The exclusive aspects are defined for the particular relationship, with the idea behind a semi-exclusivity being that both people are in a trusting situation where neither feels like their emotional needs are not met.
Matt: If you are not ready for an exclusive relationship, but want more commitment than an open relationship, then why don't we try a semi-exclusive relationship...
Gina: A what!! Semi-exclusive relationship!? That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard!
Matt: Oh, really?! It's when some things are exclusive, but others aren't - it's a way to be exclusive where it counts without making the other person feel restricted if they feel a need to spend time with other people .... in some semi-exclusive relationships all the bases are exclusive, so people can meet new people for non-physical things that look like dates, but they are just meeting new people to talk - in others people can meet others and kiss but certain bases like sex are off limits. It just depends on what is exclusive. If that's something you prefer to a fully open or completely closed relationship, then we need to talk about what's important to each of us in maintaining our freedoms and be honest about the things we each need to be open about and those we want to be exclusive about.
Gina: A what!! Semi-exclusive relationship!? That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard!
Matt: Oh, really?! It's when some things are exclusive, but others aren't - it's a way to be exclusive where it counts without making the other person feel restricted if they feel a need to spend time with other people .... in some semi-exclusive relationships all the bases are exclusive, so people can meet new people for non-physical things that look like dates, but they are just meeting new people to talk - in others people can meet others and kiss but certain bases like sex are off limits. It just depends on what is exclusive. If that's something you prefer to a fully open or completely closed relationship, then we need to talk about what's important to each of us in maintaining our freedoms and be honest about the things we each need to be open about and those we want to be exclusive about.
by umotu June 24, 2014
Get the semi-exclusive relationship mug.The ability to put up with someone else's bullshit, Usually of the opposite sex, For a long period of time
by яıттa~❥ October 16, 2017
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