There's a 50% chance you get something good, and 50% chance you get something bad. NEVER GOOGLE IT. You'll get NSFW/NSFL images. Just, don't.
I searched up Reddit 50/50 and got photos of mutilated people with blood all over them. So DON'T search it up.
by PomeranianFluff June 13, 2024

A place where the CEO (Steve “F*ck you” Huffman) is so rich and caught up in his own mind that he shoots the website in the foot over Ads.
I went.. I mean I tried to go on Reddit, but after the Reddit Blackout, there wasn’t really a website left…
by 4uffin July 4, 2023

The only social media site in the world where you'll meet female 26 year old virgins drier than the Sahara desert claiming to be adults while having the emotional maturity of a 9 year old. The only company on the planet that claims free speech yet it's content policy is written by Adolf Hitler himself. The Faggot cousin of Facebook. The only company in the world that hires 9 year old data scientists to moderate a site where even neo nazis look like angels compared to Reddit. If Hitler would've won world war II Reddit is how society would look like. If you ever plan on joining Reddit please stick your finger in a live socket, cover yourself in leeches, and eat bleach for breakfast because you'll at least get your money's worth.
Hey are you a Redditor? Fuck no why would I ever go to a site that kills your IQ in less than an hour.
by RealDealJesus October 8, 2021

A place where you can be you. It is not only for boomers like Facebook, you don't have to have an opinion they don't like like Twitter, they aren't mentally unstable like instagram. It is a place to have discourse with like minded rational people. Some people dislike reddit because they don't worship the spaghetti monster and believes in basic COVID restrictions (vaccine mandate, mask mandate etc.) urging people to follow the science. We make fun of Christians, Science deniers, Trumpers, and Twitter users. Not to mention our memes, they are wholesome and dark (we like to include 69 and 420).
User 1: I just got 10,000 karma on my post on r/atheism and 1,000 karma on r/politics! All the science deniers and spaghetti worshippers got downvoted, thankfully. I love Reddit.
User 2: Aw that's so cool man.
User 1: Wholesome 100
User 2: Aw that's so cool man.
User 1: Wholesome 100
by 69420REDDITWHOLESOME February 1, 2022

Retarded, it literally just means retarded, the jannies don't like it when we say retarded so we say reddited.
user1: Wow that's retarded
↪ Janny1984: YOU CAN'T SAY THAT IT'S OFFENSIVE! BANNED!
TotallyNotUser1: Wow that's reddited
↪ Janny1984: YOU CAN'T SAY THAT IT'S OFFENSIVE! BANNED!
TotallyNotUser1: Wow that's reddited
by 0n March 9, 2023

Do not go there if you do not want to see autism in a website. I am being serious, reddit is THE ONE PLACE where autists go to fucking cry about children enjoying games.
by Stoll447 September 27, 2021

A: oh look u/*insert user here* he has reddit premium
B: don't even bother talking to him, he has reddit premium so he must be the king of losers.
B: don't even bother talking to him, he has reddit premium so he must be the king of losers.
by guest75462 February 27, 2024
