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San Ramon

Moderate to largely populated city located in the east bay of northern California (aprx. 30 miles away from San Francisco). Crime level is extremely low, which in turn leads the popo to become bored out of their asses. They seriously do nothing but hide their badges in the shadows and wait for teenagers driving by and bust them for driving 5 miles over the legal speed limit. Dirty fuzz.

California High School is located within the city limits. The only truly awesome teacher is weights teacher Linda. Linda kicks more ass than a toilet with boots. The principal sometimes enjoys coming out at nightime and feeding on the tears of small children.

Two raging epidemics that have plagued the streets, shops, schools, and homes of San Ramon. They are the growing numbers of emo/scene kids and wiggers. Wiggers are white males who are struggling with a mental disorder that leads them to listen to rap, wear clothes too fucking many sizes bigger than needed, buy expensive fubu, and believe they are straight from the streets. Emo/scene kids are typically males that produce the excuse that they are "in touch" with their feelings in attempt to cover up the fact that they are truly a pussy to the limit. They normally wear tight girl pants, which leads us to believe they have no hint of male genitalia.

Most teenagers living in San Ramon complain too much that there is nothing to do and it's "hella" boring. There are actually more than enough ways and things to do that are fun in the big SR. The fast food restaraunt In-N-Out is located off of Crow Canyon as well.

House prices are dramatically increasing as well due to the popularity of "outsiders" moving into San Ramon. There are way too many fucking people in San Ramon now!! There use to be many rolling hills, now all there are is the many suburban communities designed so that all the houses are identical and cramped with no originality.

Otherwise, San Ramon is a pretty awesome place to live (besides the listed grievences).
Oh don't go to San Ramon! I hear that the wiggers will give you dirty looks with their mean-ass gangsta faces if you chuckle at them. :-p
by J-winkz November 11, 2008
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ramoned

this word in french literly means to scrub something very hard, but im sure you can see how it works in english
I met up with kate last night, and i ramoned her dry
by me!!in real life April 22, 2008
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Remon

This beautiful thing was brought to you by CDawgVA.
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Cisco Ramon

A dad. I’m his child along with many others. His funny and very girls dream man.
Wow look at daddy Cisco Ramon
by Buddy is my dog January 19, 2019
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Ramon

def. A lightweight Salvadorian who has no neck and gets drunk off two bears; a two beer queer
Frank: "Look, Ramon is double fisting"
Eli: "Hes done for the night!"
by fdatank88 May 3, 2010
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Ramone

When preparing someone a mixed drink, you stir it with your own genetalia.Therefore, your genetalia is referred to as a "ramone"
I had to whip out my ramone to stir my mom's drink.
by Jack Moff February 3, 2006
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