Ransom

Stop listening to whoever is telling you not to do that immediately. They likely know that they are already dead and I trying to drag you to hell with them. For every single order from them you follow, I will kill 3 people or something. I'll do something.

Hym "I'm hardly asking for a kings ransom here. Just get me whoever is telling you not to pay."

by Hym Iam December 8, 2025

molly rant

Antonym, or opposite of, molly-baby-babble

I'd much prefer a molly rant than her incessant babble about her damn baby.

by Girlfriend_in_a_ComaUK November 20, 2007

Molly Rant

A rant of epic proportions, often about tech news.

She really went off about the iPhone, that was a real molly rant!

by A Buzz Out Loud Listener October 26, 2007

Pulling ranks

When you show off a date with a higher rank than your last date. In most cases to create jealousy.

Guy1: Hey Tom! Isn't that your date from yesterday?
Tom (A diver): Hell yeah!
Guy1: Ahh.. Looks like she's pulling ranks on you, that guys a divers instructor.

by stinaina March 14, 2009

Stroke Rant

Old Folks general rantings regarding social security, politics, border security, etc. These rants are most often seen in forwarded e-mails from your grandparents.
These Stroke Rants either may induce a stroke or may be stroke induced.

Boy, Gil's grandfathers Stroke Rant regarding lady Gaga's penis was a bit heavy handed.

by dalegato June 15, 2011

Yoda Rant

A long, philosophical rant of advice, usually about emotions, feelings, or life events, given by someone who is usually deep and wise, like Yoda from Star Wars.

I asked her for relationship advice and she went off on this whole Yoda Rant about the true meaning of love and all that stuff.

by Otternugget ;D March 11, 2013

Tanti-rant

to throw a tantrum and go on a rant simultaneously

He totally lost it and went on a tanti-rant

by Drewie1970 April 26, 2016