Raptured

When you and a group of family members are taking a picture, and your step-uncle sneaks in from behind and bends over you sexually. When the picture is snapped it looks like you and him are having anal in the corner.

Look at Kent and Becky in the corner of the picture! Becky totally got raptured!

by flaminfunyun October 30, 2011

Raptor Pilgrim

A prehistoric - colonial creature, with a transplanted human brain, created by the forces of the universe. It is known to have an insatiable thirst for blood and whiskey. The Raptor Pilgrim is seen in exclusively puritan - garb, bonnets and pilgrim hats mostly. They are in fact the true settlers of Plymouth. Although the many may think this, they literally have nothing to with the holiday of Thanksgiving.

Joe: B quick! Raptor Pilgrim.

B: Are we going to MC'S?

Andrew: Dude, we can't the Raptor pilgrims will steal our whiskey, and drink our blood!

B: Oh snap!

by Andy McDandy November 29, 2011

raiponce

A girl with very long hair and very big eyes.

"This Raiponce is so beautifull."
"Léto loves Raiponce and he wants her."

by Létobite December 23, 2013

Raptorbate

v. The act of unexpectedly sneaking in from the side in order to finish off someone who is masturbating.

While studying for my biology exam, I glanced up to notice Rachel sitting across from me. She began to unbutton her blouse, prompting me to begin masturbating. Then suddenly, to my surprise, and pleasure I might add, Vicky, the principal's daughter, feverishly and savagely raptorbated me.

"Bro, did Brandi just raptorbate you?"
"I... I think so."

"Dad? How did you and mom meet?"
"Son, you're old enough now. Have you ever heard of raptorbation?"

by Baskeville May 6, 2014

raptored

The act of getting jumped by a bunch of midgets with really sharp nails...

I was walking down the street when i got raptored, i didn't see it coming....

by Thetigsy July 8, 2015

rapture hatch

Christian slang for a butthole

Hey girl, can I put it in your rapture hatch?

by Ragiin' Draggin' November 22, 2015

Raptisim

An initiation into the "rap world". Usually celebrated by rap/hip hop enthusiasts who choose to introduce and ceremonialize these values to their children, generally infants.

I am excited for little Johnny's Raptisim on Friday!

by Lizard154 May 10, 2016