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Queef Mobile

- Noun - A word used to define a car that has a loud exhaust. Usually that of a pop-culture car modeled after the movie The Fast and The Furious.
John Doe: "Did you hear that queef mobile!?! It rattled my windows right off my car!"
by Brian Fitch February 11, 2006
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queef feast

the act of trying to eat the air that is released from a girls vagina (a queef), usually while doing other filthy activities
Jim- hey bro what did you end up doing last night

Paul- i went to Jessica's house last night and i had an unexpected queef feast

Jim-dam Paul your fucking DIRTY!
by slag surfer March 22, 2010
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Queef Soup

When a woman squirts and queefs at the same time and the mixture of vaginal juices and air creates a frothy mixture, this is known as queef soup. When the mixture also contains semen it may be referred to as Cream of Queef Soup.
If she is also on her period then the mixture is most accurately described as Queef Stew.
I was fucking Bianca so hard that when she came I got drenched in Queef Soup. I came a second later, narrowly missing being slathered in Cream of Queef. Thankfully she wasn't on the rag so there was no risk of Queef Stew.
by Reginald Laserbeam August 6, 2015
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Nissan Queef

An alternative name for the Nissan Leaf electric car. It's called a Nissan Queef because it's a little pussy fart of a car.
OMG Did you see what Jim is driving? He'd driving a Nissan Queef! I never knew Jim was gay.
by Shawnerrr November 22, 2010
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queef wagon

Is simply anything that is a piece of shit and useless.
That car over there is a queef wagon.
by Kg212013 January 1, 2017
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Queef Sheath

I'd like to scabbard my penis in her queef sheath
by Cerimeadar December 16, 2021
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Queef Oppression

Whenever one does not have a fettuccine-sized slit leading to the release of the nefarious queef during intercourse.
"Girl... I wish I could enjoy myself during the sex, but I suffer from sever queef oppression it sounds like an elephant is in the room"
by zeezer43 June 26, 2021
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