Don't call me that in public.

The automatic response when somebody says "Jesus Christ!" in exasperation. It implies that the person thinks you are divine compared to their sorry ass. There is also an undercurrent of blatant self-promotion, in that it's fine for them to call you the Lord behind closed doors, but you don't want them embarrassing themselves in public. This usually pisses them off, but it stops them from whining.

It can also be used when someone yells, "Jesus!" "God" or some related phrase.

Does not necessarily need to be used in public.

Mary: "eh my God, it is soooo hot outside. Jesus Christ!"
You: "Don't call me that in public."
Mary: "What?"
You: "You heard me."
Mary: "What?"
You (patronizing): "Shhhh..."

Don't call me that in public. by Lunaman January 29, 2007

Suppressed Public Dancer 

Noun.

A person who often would like to break out into dance in full view of the public but refrains from doing so due to social constraints.

I am an SPD.
What's that?
A Suppressed Public Dancer.

This sucks! The music playing in this mall is so catchy I just want to start dancing right here! But I can't. I hate being a Suppressed Public Dancer.

Suppressed Public Dancer by 1st Official SPD October 3, 2009

Certified Public Accountant 

Certified Public Accountant- A professional accountant who has passed a series of extensive exams administered by the American Institute for CPAs (AICPA). The CPA is qualified to represent cases before the IRS. The CPA may also provide consulting services, tax or financial advice, audit and attestation services, and general accounting tasks.

Having fun with numbers and a love for turning the mess of other entities into a simple and accurate spreadsheet.

Myself and others licensed by their respective state Boards of Accountancy to use the CPA designation and hold themselves out to the public as "Accountants."

Oh crap, the investors, creditors, management, and qualifying governmental entities need financial information, better call a Certified Public Accountant.

Certified Public Accountant by Matt, CPA August 30, 2006

Pei Chun Public School 

Pei Chun SAP school full of ah Beng P6 and P5 kids with attention seeking lower primary. Teachers will talk Chinese history till the last day your at the school. The toilet is worst than a rate nest. Hainan hui Guan give budget.

"Eh, what primary school you go to?"
"Pei Chun Public School"

"Wah you go famous primary school with rich Chinese history and very good in Chinese ? Wah u smart Sia "

Pei Chun Public School by anonymous February 12, 2022

Joe Public 

Joe Public is a term to define the general public. It can also be used to describe a random person

Hey man, I got a great idea, but I am not gunna go out and tell Joe Public just yet.

Joe Public by Naylz November 14, 2013

Voices in Public (VIP) 

A late 1990's boy band from Canada, known for their less than appealing (fugly) looks, poorly written sub par songs, minimal vocal range and bad fashion. They forced their way onto an audience that wasn't ready to accept them and then they faded away, broke and obscure and still as fugly as ever.

Hey look at that boy band wannabe guy, he's about as fugly as those guys from Voices in Public (VIP).

Voices in Public (VIP) by Rayymond November 16, 2010

Fairfax County Public Schools 

A county that is supposedly one of the richest in the COUNTRY, yet fails to administer doors to classrooms and bathroom stalls or textbooks that aren't at least 8 years old unless you were born in the right year.

We have cash, but screw the kids!

Fairfax County Public Schools by Biteme November 16, 2004