PseudoCustard

Like Custard, but not custard, or has the same consistency as custard

Gravy is an example of a PseudoCustard

by tomdartmoor March 31, 2022

pseudocoma

A term to describe a level of near- unconsciousness, also referred to as “locked-in syndrome,” in which you appear to be comatose but are able to sense what is going on around you.

She appeared to be in a coma because she couldn’t move or speak but it turned out she was actually in a pseudocoma.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 23, 2023

pseudo-capitalism

transactional exchanges that replication capitalistic ideology but are not a true exchange of equivalent and exact value. This is most often found within communities of non-strangers that live within a larger capitalistic framework, and as such, borrows it's language and mechanisms

Example cases:
"I'll pay for the gas if you buy the snacks"
"Nah, if you mow my lawn, let's just call it even"
"Don't worry about paying me back the couple bucks, it's more trouble than it's worth"
"Oh, I can do that for you! Pay me back by buying us pizza ahaha"

My neighborhood participates in pseudo-capitalism, and it makes us feel so much more connected

by mddx July 28, 2023

pseudo-religious

Exhibiting superficial interest, selective interpretation of religious teachings, and inconsistent adherence to religious principles, often for personal gain or manipulation.

I can't stand these fucking pseudo-religious fucks! They would say Jesus was a flat-earther who beat his fucking dog if it benefited them.

by Mr Sarcasum August 1, 2023

pseudolexisexual

A made up word for someone who is turned on by made up words.

Violet Voxel is so fucking hot, I want to do filthy things with her, but I heard she's a pseudolexisexual

by all of second life September 9, 2023

psuedomarried

What you are when you're chillin' with your b/f or g/f and they blurt out something like "it kinda feels like we're a married couple." Can bring severe pain, but usually just a nagging annoyance that you might be one of those young people that acts like a codger.

Ashley and Dylan were hanging out last night when Dylan told her that he felt like they were married. They're so pseudomarried

by josh August 30, 2005

pseudo-coder

A wanna-be computer developer who doesn't really have to code much, they rely on frameworks and tools that allow him/her to make programs in less than 20 lines of code. They have no knowledge of C, C++ or even Java.

Paldo doesn't know anything about C++ or Java, he only knows how to work with Ruby-on-Rails, he's a pseudo-coder and not a real developer.

by vd001 April 9, 2011