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Preston

Has a shlong dong dick and pulls a lot of bitches
Preston has a shlong dong dick and pulls a lot of bitches
by goat _39 October 3, 2018
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Preston Eng

The hottest most muscular man I have ever seen in my very depressing life that I had before seeing him! He has biceps the size of a basketball and he’s only in 8th grade!! I just wanna seduce him with my implants!!!
Preston Eng just did 209 push-ups today!
by SharkPlayz SDF September 1, 2019
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preston

Someone who goes to bed early. Specifically before 4:20 AM. Also refers to someone who is burnt out after having the munchies and eating a lot of food.
"Dude I think I'm gunna be a preston tonight, I'm really tired and gotta go to bed."

"Wake the fuck up Preston!"

"Are you gunna be a Saturday night prest?"
by smoketreefatreef December 27, 2008
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taco priest

a person who have a divine love for tacos and therefore preaches about them and devotes their life to them.
That taco priest just told me the history of the taco.
by whattheheck-man December 29, 2011
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Prestwich

An area of Greater Manchester which is inhabited by people that have snake-like qualities.
These include being full of poison, and having the ability to slither everywhere they please.
They can be found in small bushes and shrubs... Particularly in avenues... I cannot state which particular parts, but be careful when in the general area.
Those who wish to spend more than a few hours within Prestwich, have been known to have considerable changes in behaviour.
First effects are; runny nose, followed by snake-like arm/hand gestures, immediately followed by the tendency to hide all information from others.
These snakes slither into your minds so be careful.

If in the club and find a particular person who is very drunk, spending extreme amounts of money and throwing drinks on the floor please stay away, and report to your nearest snake charmers.
Fuck this guy, he's a fuckin Prestwich Serpent
by Octapuss July 28, 2010
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dirty jason priestly

After having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners sideburns, elongating and porkchopping for an authentic looking priestly sideburn.
He gave her a dirty jason priestly and she never had anal sex again.
by Pasty McWhitey April 19, 2007
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