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Procrastination Overlap

When you're getting ready to leave the house and someone is taking too long getting ready so you engage in a time consuming activity until the other person is done getting ready. But when the person is done, you're still busy with your activity so they start doing something else as well. And when you finish, they're still busy... and it goes on and on. You're usually habitually late.. to everything.
Katie: "Hey, are you guys on your way yet?"
Amanda: "No, Ryan and I are still stuck in procrastination overlap."
by Meezy21 August 26, 2012
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procrastidater

noun; someone who asks a person of romantic interest to go on a date that same day or night.
He just sent me a text "What are you doing tonight?" I'm not going out with a procrastidater! procrastinator dating
by Redbeauty November 9, 2013
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Procrastibate

To put off masturbation until a later time due to laziness or distractions. One may decide to masturbate but decides to play a vidya or watch anime instead.
John Smith: "Shit, I was going to get off, but I procrastibated. Now I'm going to be edgy all day"

Jimmy Jams: "I thought you were going to log off and look at porn."
Tommy L. O.: "Naw, I'm Procrastibatin'"
by TChao November 12, 2013
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Procrastinator

"Sir, what's a procrastinator?"
"Well Timmy, just take a look at Eva. She is the human embodiment of procrastination."
by sylar May 12, 2014
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procraftinate

the act of playing Minecraft instead of doing something you're suppose to do
I was gonna visit my girlfriend but then I procraftinated.
by Adamkazam May 23, 2014
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Procrastibate

a portmanteau of the words Procrastinate and Masturbate. Implying that a person procrastinates by masturbating. Its a comon occurance in every mans life, where he says to himself, i need to do something, but i would rather pleasure myself.
Instead of doing his studying for his test, steve decided to procrastibate and ended up spending all day, lying on the couch, watching dirty movies.
by Kyben36 June 15, 2014
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Procrastination

Eh....
Ill tell you later....
fucking procrastination okay urban dictionary you fucking dickHEAd
by makakia_ August 31, 2014
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