old prick

The male version of an old hag.
Always grumpy
Never satisfied
Unhappy old prick

That old prick never has anything nice to say.

by Coldheartedbitterbitch November 22, 2016

Prickly Pear Cactus

When a guy shaves his pubes and lets it grow out until it reaches 5 o'clock shadow. Shortly after, get a blow job from a chick and before you're about to bust grab the back of her head and rub her face all over your prickly pubes. The result is a rug burned faced with jizz dripping from her nostrils and mouth.

I brought that a bitch prickly pear cactus as a house warming gift.

by Zebrarez October 16, 2014

Hoisky Poisky

When you have just exerted yourself
Expression of relief
A hard task just completed

Just finished an essay "Hoisky Poisky that was hard"

by Rooski Joy February 19, 2007

prick monger

Some one that hordes pricks

Alan: Let me see your gash.
Tom: Alan, your such a fucking prick mongerer.

by Gus Gluck November 2, 2007

prick

describes an idiotic man at baker street station who mouths off at people for petty reasons.

that guy is a prick.

by wearer of a red check shirt August 30, 2009

Stupid fucking prick-faced cunt features

Something that the world is full of. Every time you look around, you're bound to see one; Your teacher, your boss, class mates, co-workers, people on the internet, friends, the guy walking behind you, you, the person standing infront of you in the que, people working the tills at shops, people walking their dogs.....

Everyone in the world but me, is a Stupid fucking prick-faced cunt features.

by Pimp-Master J August 23, 2006

Pricker X

The king of pricks. Likes to pursue underage girls and engage in sexual activity with them (or just show them his cock on webcam). Repeats this ritual every two weeks, because that's how long he can keep them. A self absorved, size of the earth ego person with severe mental issues. Often believes he can destroy messageboars by simply posting in them (which actually helps them grow but it IS Pricker X we're talking about).

That's what you get for being such a Pricker X.

by Dead Inside October 8, 2004