Sex Pistols

The greatest sellouts in the history of music, a 'band' made up of four of the least talented people ever to make music, they were manufactured simply to promote manager Malcolm McLaren's shop. Had some guy called Sid Viscous on bass, who despite being loved by idiots everywhere, was actually unplugged when the band played live because he was so poor on his instrument.

Go listen to the Clash instead.

by ChrisOiBoy! August 22, 2005

Pister

An offshoot of pistered to be used in a slightly different manor.

I was at work and they got me pister than hell.

by Steve Harbour November 22, 2006

pistol

verb: to call pistol. the alternative to calling shotgun, to call the bitch seat in the middle of two people in the back. usually said in a gay accent.

friend 1: "i call shotgun!"
friend 2: "damn... i call pistol!"

by corzeske February 18, 2011

Hotter than a three dollar pistol.

Extremely hot to the point of physical displeasure or burning. Derived from 19th century American slang referring to a cheap pistol assembled from mismatching parts with improper tolerances, which when fired became very hot due to poor ignition and burning of the powder charge, and projectile friction from a misaligned chamber and barrel.

My car had been sitting in the sun with the windows up, and when I got inside the steering wheel was hotter than a three dollar pistol.

by Jakatola August 2, 2009

Piston

A Sexual act similar to cave diving. The male not only sticks his head in the woman's vagina, but proceeds to climb entirely inside of her. Once inside of her he sticks his penis out of her vagina. Using his penis the girl goes and engages in intercourse with someone else. (The only downfall to this act is that a cesarean section will need to be performed in order for the guy to come out.)

Friend 1: Did you hear about Jessica?

Friend 2:No what happened?

Friend1: Her and Jack did the piston!

by The Pistonator September 3, 2014

peist

the act of standing in a corner and looking around awkwardly.

look at that guy peisting over there.

by rat1012 October 6, 2010

pistered

is to have spent your time loitering around your own home doing very little or very unproductive doings, examples of pistering, Facebook, reading, T.V., decorating walls etc

i just pistered all of sunday

by HYDROfrazza February 24, 2012