lexi.on.potatos

she's the prettiest girl I've ever seen on tiktok. She loves anime and she's super cute👹✝️

Have you seen Lexi.on.potatos new video?
Yeah I have, she's so pretty, bye-

by Katia the best human.on.earth December 30, 2020

ALWAYS EAT POTATOES

a girl says that when they have a friend that has a name named Potato Lord that says "never eat potatoes"

"ALWAYS EAT POTATOES" said Lilly

by FNAF_FAN_AFTON FAMILY May 1, 2021

Eating Mashed Potatoes

Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.

Since I wasn't invited to any parties Friday night, I ended up staying home eating mashed potatoes.

by Licensed_Nerd January 12, 2022

Ashed My Potatoes

When someone dies and puts their ashes into a person’s (who they hate) mashed potato.

Dude OMG my dead ex-girlfriend ashed my potatoes

by Assamo January 22, 2022

Drain their potatoes

Drain your potatoes, drain our potatoes, drain his potatoes, drain my potatoes -- urinate

We need to stop soon so the boys can get out and drain their potatoes.

by Kickasso December 23, 2021

Steak and Potatoes

The act of an individual defecating on a man’s ball sack and then licking it off in entirety.

Do you want steak and potatoes tonight?

I hope your hungry because your having steak and potatoes tonight.

by Foznovski June 11, 2022

rotf.lol/potatospin

leads to a video of a potato spinning to funky town

me: lets go on rotf.lol/potatospin
friend: What is that
Me: Idk People say its funny
loads video
me: See A potato spinning like to website says
friend: Oh no I know

by Logan Da Wolf December 1, 2022