Anti-Porn

Something you do to keep yourself from giving in to the urge to watch porn. Common anti-porns are video games, LOLcats, and getting a life.

The other day, i stumbled onto a dirty website, and almost began to fap. i had to break out my anti-porn to stay decent.

by Bubba2x4 May 29, 2010

incest porn

Porn, only with incest, like mother and daughter, or father and daughter, or even father and son and mother and son. This shit is crazy.

1: "Damn, I jerked my sausage roll over some lover shit last night"
2: "What kind?"
1: "That Incest shit"
2: "Gotta love that incest porn"

by Joelfuckedhisnan-dos December 20, 2016

Cropped porn

An unfunny joke made by unfunny children who are too young to be on the internet or grown men on the internet made to bait children into seeing cropped or edited porn. There are youtubers that make a career of this shit despite general distaste for this shit for money. If your going to become a content creator, than DO. NOT. USE. THIS. METHOD. OF. "CONTENT."

"The fuck was that?"
"A meme."
"TF you mean 'a meme'?"
"A funny meme."
"No dumbass! You didn't send me a meme, you sent me cropped porn!"
"Your just mad your not a man of culture!"
"No, your just mad that I don't have a fucking porn addiction jerry!"

by SSSNOOTY February 17, 2023

Porn bangs

Blunt fringe: A fringe cut straight across the forehead in a blunt manner. This is done to avoid semen from getting into hair. Hence the word

Chick 1: Hey girl friend check out my bangs.

Chick 2: Why did you get porn bangs?

Chick 1: Cause i'm sick of John's jizz getting in my hair after a facial.

by On Dre January 6, 2011

porn purge

The massive deletion of porn from a computer, usually to avoid embarrassing consequences at work.

When the regional manager announced that everyone would be getting new laptops, Fred quickly undertook a porn purge before tech support stopped by with his new machine.

by DrMoop December 17, 2006

pencil porn

the act of drawing male or female genitalia. This usually is caused by boring classes in high school and college. In other cases, a very special sharpie porn can be found inside bathroom stalls.

Cartman: "Chemistry was so boring today, but I accomplished some serious pencil porn."

Stan: "Eek, a penis!"

by Sgt Longshanks March 1, 2011

Food Porn

Juicy,mouth-watering,high-res images of incredibly delicious-looking food.

I wasted 3 hours drooling at food porn.

by Pitchy June 2, 2016