Political gloating

When you keep posting pictures or commenting about the winning candidate who you happened to vote for in an election. The reverse of political whining.

He keeps posting about his candidate winning. So tired of the political gloating. They won, it's done, get on w/ life.

by PhantomLover007 November 7, 2012

Political Debate

2 boomers fighting like preschoolers over something no one else gives a crap about.

Did you see Political Debate that man it was hell a crazy.
I know dude light who would rant on and on about ,uh lets see, the Supreme Court maybe?

by RazorRhino October 28, 2021

Bi-political

Feeling or realising that no matter which way you vote for you are fucked.

I really do not care who wins the election. I’m bi-political.

by DigitisingDave September 10, 2018

Polite Stiffy

When your just chilling somewhere doing something thats not at all provocative. Your just minding your own business when suddenly you get a stiffy. Wondering why he decided to get up, you ask it, "Whats happening brotha?" Realizing its mistake, it politely apologies and goes down. Afterwards, you hope no one talking to your sophisticated willy.

"So I was hanging out with Sayori if you know what i'm saying and I-"
*willy interupts conversation*
"ay man Sayori isn't something to get excited about,"
"Oh, sorry about that, I'll leave now"
*willy leaves*
"I've never seen a Polite Stiffy before!"

by soap tastes alright August 15, 2018

political logorrhea

Cannot stop talking about politics, injects politics into any conversation regardless of topic.

John suffers from political logorrhea, he just brought up Trump into a conversation about music.

by John_Utah June 17, 2021

Meme politics

An American style of shallow political thought, defense, or debate that is based on the use of vague understandings of historical events, actions taken by branches of government, or other sources of quasi-valid information, of which are often used in combination with logical fallacies in a disingenuous or desperate manner to try to undermine the thought, defense, or debate strategy of a perceived political opponent in the hope that that opponent will not know the veracity of the information or claim provided, and that the logical fallacy used will distract them from the quality of the information or claim.

She became thoroughly disgusted with the obtuseness of the man's character as she listened to him argue his meme politics to another man in the deli.

by dapperfellow January 31, 2017

applicative politics

A political view that has a direct effect on one's personal life such as cannabis legalization or gay marriage. It does not make other politics such as foreign affairs any less important. Rather, it speaks for the issues that are most important in one persons life. Does not necessarily represent a liberal viewpoint, as they could be against cannabis legalization.

Politically obsessed person: "If you don't care about the financial involment overseas, then you are a turd-eating liberal!!"
Rational and sane person: "I am neither a liberal or conservative, I just care more about cannabis being legal for me to partake than what happens with the goverment budget. I guess its what you would call applicative politics- politics that actually matter."

by Gassy Emu July 6, 2011