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fudge pirate

The fudge pirate wanted permission to come aboard.
by stealtho May 10, 2004
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Pirate Facebook

A version of Facebook translated to Pirate Language.
All the links and default text on your Facebook homepage, along with others' profiles will be changed to read things in a "pirate-y" way.

-To enable this:
Go to your homepage->Click Settings->Select Language->Scroll down to English (Pirate)->Choose this option
"Dude, did you ever hear of Pirate Facebook??"

"Yeah! It's hilarious man, lolol. I changed my language to upside down font, afterward. It hurts my eyes xD"

Examples:
"Home - Home Port
Friends - My Hearties
Like Button - Arr, I concur!
Comment button - Weigh In
Logout - Abandon Ship"
by captain dearfriend matey December 10, 2009
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Ass pirate

The act of stealing and pounding booty.....damn pirates always want the booty
Roman (the ass pirate in steeb) just fucked brad's ass
by 406 December 23, 2004
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butt pirate

a male into backdoor shenanigans who acquires booty from another male

a swashbuckler,sword dueler

one who wears an eye patch and does the pie snatch of a guy's hatch
Wham was a band in the 80's that consisted of just two butt pirates and nothing more.
by ( o )( o ) December 9, 2003
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Pirate Rules

The following rules apply to pirate road trips:

1. All involved dress like pirates.
2. No pirate may change their clothes or shower for the whole trip.
3. Aargh! is to be said as a part of every sentence.
4. The following word substitutions must be made at all times:
a) Car = Ship or Vessel
b) Driver = Captain
c) Left = Port
d) Right = Starboard
e) Girl/Woman = Wench
f) Steal = Pillage
5. On a rotating basis, one pirate in the ship is the Cabin Boy. The Cabin Boy must do whatever anyone else tells him to do.
6. The main beverage must be rum - wenches may drnk Bacardi Breezers.
7. Whenever there are empty bottles, it is time for Cannon Practice: try to hit roadsigns as you pass them.
8. If a pirate farts, he must call Windows Up. The ship windows must be rolled up, the air conditioner must be changed to recycled air, and nobody may wave the fart smell away from themselves.
(Pirate Rules)
Non-Pirate: Ten slabs of beer.
Pirate: Argh! What be this beer of which you speak? Ten bottles of your cheapest rum, check-out wench. Argh.
by Aspirex November 17, 2005
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Pirate Breath

noun - 1. Bad breath consistent with that of a pirate's.
2. Smell associated with the breath of someone who just smoked a cigarette.
3. Any foul smell, such as one you might find in a public restroom, etc.
Man, that homeless guy had mondo pirate breath.

"Why you throwin up, man?" "that girl i just made out with had Mondo Pirate Breath."
by whodjones January 15, 2007
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jizz pirate

One who commits piracy (possibly illegal) on the semen of a man.

To attack and rob a man's balls of their semen.

A plunderer/ predator of semen.

Aka 'bucaneer of ejaculatory fluids'
'Darren fucked a total jizz pirate last night...again'
by Clare Weightman October 28, 2007
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