1% phone battery

Basically, death.

Omg! I have 1% phone battery. I need a charger or I'm gonna die!!!!!!!😱

by RATCHETFAMRCDCCSDAM May 21, 2016

phone rape

verb. the act of randomly touching stuff on the touchscreen of someone's phone so that in messes up whatever they were doing.

I was playing Angry Birds when suddenly James phone raped me and made me lose.

by bookwork696969 April 5, 2011

cell phone

A completely portable and wireless phone which is supposed to be usable just about anywhere. In reality, though, these pieces of shit usually drop calls, fade in and out, or make the person on the other end sound like they are talking under water. However, people still love these phones because using them in public makes these insecure dumb fucks feel important. These irritating douchebags will usually raise their voice 2-3 times higher than their normal speaking voice so you can hear them from across the room easier than you can hear the person sitting next to you. They also turn the customizable ringtone (usually a 5 minute song) up as high as possible so everyone can hear it. (Putting the phone on vibrate doesn't let them feel important by announcing to the whole room that someone is calling.)

That douchebag in the library has been pissing me off by talking loud on his cell phone for half an hour. The next time his cell phone rings, it will be coming from inside his ass.

by MrFranklin July 1, 2006

phonebook manga

A slang term for the weekly manga magazines which are quite common in Japan and nerd specialty stores. These weekly manga are considerably huge and used use thin paper similar to that found in phonebooks, hence the name "Phonebook Manga".

You'd have a lot more space in this room if you threw away some of those phonebook mangas.

by MBorel July 15, 2003

Phone Rodeo

When someone leaves you a voicemail and you call them back and are forced to leave them a voicemail as well. Different than phone tag, this is phone rodeo. Yeee-haw!

Hi, this is Natasha returning your call. I guess we're playing phone...uh...phone rodeo. Give me a call when you get this. Thanks!

by Netgina January 17, 2012

phone spooning

Basically, when you are on the phone with a loved one and you have no way of getting to them, you phone spoon. You cuddle up next to your phone, put it on speaker, and spoon it. It's a very efficient way of expressing love for your girlfriend/boyfriend. You can talk and feel comfortable without being seen. If it doesn't feel the same, you can put your phone into a body pillow and phone spoon that way.

Also if you have a secret admirer, you don't have to be embarrassed of phone spooning them because they will never know!

Hey Tony Lu, do you want to have some fun phone spooning with me?

by ohhaytonylulu November 9, 2012

pauneez

someone who slithers into bed like a snake, and bites her partner. she is also very beautiful. like a goddess, everyone loves her. (she loves snaky trousers)

pauneez bit me so hard last night!

by lilith catreena October 13, 2013