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Peanus

A corruption of the word "Peanuts". Originating from a poll on the wordIGN Boards/word by user DcPunk, which was meant to be called "What's your favorite type of peanuts".

Instead, the poll looked was asking people to choose between salted or roasted "peanus".

The word has been absorbed as part of standard issue Internet-speak, and literally means "penis".
OMG uRghey now stik ur peanus in my but kthx
by Mr_eX September 8, 2003
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Peanut Butter Wonder

When you "Get Jiffy With It" by spreading peanut butter all over your genitals and let your dog lick it off while you masterbate.
Chad, in the mood for a Peanut Butter Wonder, opened a jar of Jif, spread it all over his testes and had his two dogs lick it off while he jerked his wiener.
by C_W November 2, 2007
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Peanut butter soldier

YO you peanut butter soldier why are you wearing your turfs at a party, again?

Peanut Butter soldier your kisses are like my scooby snacks

Peanut Butter Solider you just broke your ankle playing baseketball?!
by K.GOMEZ October 21, 2008
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Ricky the peanut

A very salty character whos head was replaced at birth by the KP clang. salt for hair.
Hey, look it ricky the peanut and where is the salt falling from ohh yes it's Ricky
by urwin May 2, 2008
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Peanut Butter Session

The act of spreading peanut butter across one's genitals so that a dog may lick it off and simultaneously create sensation and arousal.
My roommates weren't home the other day so I took the opportunity to have a peanut butter session with Rufus.
by Bootsy McCollins June 29, 2010
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polish her peanut

To rub a woman's clitoris with copious amounts of salvia, employing the index finger in small circular motion to elicit ejaculation.
That bitch takes up the shitpipe but only if you polish her peanut first. See shitpipe
by Dr Love Monster July 11, 2006
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