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Pelvis Resley

A hips-and-belly-swinging dance made famous by da King of rock 'n' roll.
In an episode of da "Red Green Show", several Possum Lodge members try to impersonate Da Tennessee Troubadour by doing hilariously-outrageous Pelvis Resley renditions, but Red and Harold are visibly unimpressed.
by QuacksO March 8, 2022
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Pelvis

ah yes my pelvis is swolen
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Pelican Agents

MEaning tardsy has no appple to peal, if you eat the crust of the banana you gain the trustee funds of pelican agents in yoiur area. its like free sex toys when ya scrubba dub dub you fuck ya mum in the hot tub
Tardsy own quite a few Pelican Agents
by anonymous tardsy April 6, 2022
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Pelican Swirl

One girl squats, 1 dude lays on the ground below her ass hole. Another dude cums inside the mouth of the guy laying down, and then she shits in the mouth of the guy laying down. Cum mixing with shit is bird poop. "Laying the mongoose" The guy laying down also flaps his arms like a bird the whole time.
"I just had sex with a girl and a guy in a threesome. We tried this Pelican Swirl move where she shits in my mouth and he cums in my mouth.
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pelvis pocket

The vagina of a severly emaciated female
Did you see that crack head stripper and her sunk in pelvis pocket?
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Pelvis Strafe

“WARNING: This is very stupid and a word for it PROBABLY already exists.”

The short but not clear definition: Dodging attacks directed for the pelvis;
(Pelvis Strafing / Pelvis Strafed as the present and past verbs, obviously)

Other ways to say it: Pelvis Veering, Pelvis Defending a lot of synonyms for defend or dodge is fine as long as it has pelvis before it and is in it’s present continuous state

Pelvis strafing is the act of dodging an attack of any type of being that is aiming for, the structure in question, your pelvis. Sexuality nor species matters, due to it usually looking pretty narly on anything.

“WARNING 2: You’ll quite literally never see this happening or being used. Maybe in dodgeball”
Someone: DUDE, HE JUST PELVIS STRAFED IT.

HE: I am the one that enjoys practicing with pelvis strafing, yet it rarely happens to be necessary in face to face combats or in survival to be honest.

Someone else{DUDE}: WTF

HE’s acquaintances: Congratulations on protecting your crotch with your stunning agility.
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pelvis eating

Wanna join me in pelvis eating dude?”
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