Pantera

After you finish giving anal to your partner their asshole takes the shape of the Detomaso Pantera symbol.

I was giving Carla some anal last night. Afterwards she ended up with a Pantera.

by Carlash Flatruxia March 23, 2019

PITTER PATTER

Term used in 2 Hand Touch Football when the ball carier is touched one hand at time instead of by both hands.

(kids playing 2 hand touch football)
Kid 1: Hey i got you man!!!
Kid2 No Way dude you Pitter Pattered!!

by The Shocker April 19, 2006

Patterson New Jersey

A nicely developed city in New Jersey and the the greatest f'n city in New Jersey

Yo, Patterson New Jersey is the shit man!

by The Jersey Boy January 13, 2011

patterned

A word to describe a confusing or annoying topic, subject, or person.

"Oh my god man, my girlfriend is so patterned when she's on her period"

by Blindish October 11, 2017

Left parter

Refers to a person who parts their hair on the left. As per the Hair Part Theory, this draws attention to the left side of the brain, which is the logical, rational side, and generally leads to a personality type that is more standard and acceptable. Often can be accused of being unemotional and too masculine.

She's a left parter - no wonder she rules with an iron thumb.

by talismancat December 15, 2008

Male Pattern Laziness

Most often found in boys and men, it is the habit of exerting the least amount of effort and energy to accomplish a task, usually unsuccessfully.

Older Sister: Did you finish writing your resume for that job application?
Younger Brother: Yeah, here it is.
Older Sister: This is a mess.
Younger Brother: I couldn't find a good template, so I just made one up.
Older Sister: Um, well, here's a bunch I found on Google. Why was that so hard?
Younger Brother: It's not my fault, I have Male Pattern Laziness

Magazine Headline: Why Do Guys Date Skanks?
Reader 1: Can you believe they spent three pages on this?
Reader 2: That's three pages too many just to explain Male Pattern Laziness.

by Jellobelle November 13, 2012

patternosterscroof

the feeling of loving someone so much you'd do anything for them, at all.

none, just gotta feel it to know

by Kris October 18, 2004