William Scales is perverted.
by Hugh tickle me December 03, 2019
the scale used to measure the magnitude of sex. the registered number is usually derived from the actual size of the dick.
by goldenboyswift January 10, 2011
Da track-size of glorious electric train dat da jovially-chuckling Santa Claus laughingly leaves in your stocking.
After "The Don" made his infamous disgraceful remark about da female college-athletes' "traditional people-of-color" hairdos, he should have said to himself, "Imus buy each of those insulted ladies an HO-scale train set as recompense for my outrageous insensitivity."
by QuacksO June 04, 2019
The Wishart Scale of Character and Asset Judgement (2010) was developed as a means to further good relations between the sexes.
The original 1-10 Scale lacks the flexibility to accurately diagnose extreme cases of munter. There exists a common practice in this method of measurement to attribute negative values to individuals based on this scale e.g. "She's a minus six". Using the scale in this manner can be detrimental to your ability to wingman or make friends.
The Wishart Scale is ranged from 1 to 20. The original scale of 1-10 converts to 11-20 on this new scale. 0 on the original scale converts to a 10 on the Wishart Scale, a private insult becomes a public compliment. The original scale's hypothetical -10 to -1 is read as 0 to 9 on the Wishart Scale.
The original 1-10 Scale lacks the flexibility to accurately diagnose extreme cases of munter. There exists a common practice in this method of measurement to attribute negative values to individuals based on this scale e.g. "She's a minus six". Using the scale in this manner can be detrimental to your ability to wingman or make friends.
The Wishart Scale is ranged from 1 to 20. The original scale of 1-10 converts to 11-20 on this new scale. 0 on the original scale converts to a 10 on the Wishart Scale, a private insult becomes a public compliment. The original scale's hypothetical -10 to -1 is read as 0 to 9 on the Wishart Scale.
"She was a solid 7... on the Wishart Scale"
by OrnathologistFred December 08, 2016
"He is definitely a 7.5 on the DS"
1:*Crying*"Martha! He dumped me!"
2:"That guy just hit 10 on the Dicktor Scale"
1:*Crying*"Martha! He dumped me!"
2:"That guy just hit 10 on the Dicktor Scale"
by Awkward. June 07, 2014
The Boner Scale is a scale for measuring the firmness of an erection. It goes from 0-1000, zero being totally flaccid and one thousand being ready to explode.
by tokinwhtguy June 13, 2010
How severe a girl is giving a guy shit. Similar to the Stafford-simpson scale describing the strength of Hurricanes as being 1-5.
Michelle is giving me level three shit on the vagitudinal scale, and I am not going to take it! She can go fuck herself.
by JMSMD September 24, 2006