Stone Call

Like a drunk dial, except calling someone when you're high

I should definitely stop stone calling girls and telling them how my dick is made out of concrete.

by bb+af October 6, 2011

Preemptive Call

A phone call you make to your needy girlfriend/boyfriend before you get into a Do-Not-Disturb mode. The primary (albeit unspoken) purpose of the call is to momentarily assuage your girlfriend/boyfriend's urge to call you, thus decreasing the likelihood of them calling you later, when you can't afford to be distracted.

Peter: I gotta do my taxes, but I bet my clingy girlfriend won't be able to fight the usual urge to call me.
Lawrence: Dude, just turn the damn cell phone off, or, better yet, make a preemptive call and get it over with.

by Jozzy November 6, 2007

bird call

call used by ganstas 2 noe if da cops r there.

nigga, if da cops r comin do dat bird call... clap brrrrrrrrr

by gangstaGReezY January 18, 2006

calling dibs

calling dibs is a slang term that refers to a male "claiming" the rights to pursue a woman. dibs can be called in either a serious or a sarcastic fashion as long as all males in the party are aware of the context.

(after spotting a particularly attractive or unattractive woman) "I'm calling dibs!"

by pps57 May 21, 2008

blood call

a call dat bloods use in south central la. ( i dunno if dey use dis anywere else)

it goes like dis

ssooooooowooooo

sssssooooooooooooowoooo (gun shots)

AAAHHH!!! SHIT I KNEW I SHUDNT HAD SED DAT!! FUCC!!!

by southcentralian July 23, 2004

Calling in fat

The act of skipping work because you can't find any clothes that fit properly.

"Hey, why didn't Jess show up for that section meeting today?"

"She's got some PMS bloat, so she's calling in fat"

by tessaract November 2, 2009

call the police

a threat by anyone to literally call the police.

get away or i'll call the police

by cookies!!!!!!!!! nom nom nom March 6, 2019