2 definitions by Jozzy

Preemptive Call

A phone call you make to your needy girlfriend/boyfriend before you get into a Do-Not-Disturb mode. The primary (albeit unspoken) purpose of the call is to momentarily assuage your girlfriend/boyfriend's urge to call you, thus decreasing the likelihood of them calling you later, when you can't afford to be distracted.

Peter: I gotta do my taxes, but I bet my clingy girlfriend won't be able to fight the usual urge to call me.
Lawrence: Dude, just turn the damn cell phone off, or, better yet, make a preemptive call and get it over with.

by Jozzy October 21, 2007

ossely

Someone who is caring, pretty, and overall has a huge heart. This person can also be quite stubborn at times, they will stand up for what they believe in no matter what!

My friend is ossely and therefore she will do whatever she thinks is right!

by Jozzy June 4, 2020