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A human omelet is an omelet made of raw ingredients that are consumed, regurgitated, and cooked by an individual.
"Jole, I made a 'Human Omelet' and fed it to my neighbor Karen!"
"What the hell is wrong with you, Kevin? She's literally dying."
"What the hell is wrong with you, Kevin? She's literally dying."
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by lowandlazy December 16, 2008
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Sam just told me he had a huge Havana Brown Omelette this morning. Apparently it was so bad he had to take a shower bc toilet paper couldn’t get the job done.
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Engage in aggressive, vigorous anal intercourse to effectively whisk the egg and mix the ingredients. Ejaculating into the anus is required to add a thickening agent to the omelet.
Add butter to a skillet and have your partner squat over it to expel the omelet mixture into the skillet. Cook over medium heat until the egg solidifies, fold, flip and enjoy!
Engage in aggressive, vigorous anal intercourse to effectively whisk the egg and mix the ingredients. Ejaculating into the anus is required to add a thickening agent to the omelet.
Add butter to a skillet and have your partner squat over it to expel the omelet mixture into the skillet. Cook over medium heat until the egg solidifies, fold, flip and enjoy!
I always season my bum oven omeletes with a little salt, pepper, and red pepper flakes for some extra flavor!
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