NPC

Also known as a Non-Playable character refers to a liberal aging douche also known as mike gramajo

“Hey! Look at the NPC wanting to vote for beto!”

by Ricky Bobby hoe April 2, 2019

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NPCing

The act of selling junk items for in-game-currency that any player would reject to non-player characters in Massive Multiplayer Online Game.

Player1: This monster just dropped a wooden sword. Want to buy it?
Player2: No thanks. Your better off NPCing that, because no one would every buy that off of you.
Player1: Dang...

by BlA5tFiRe July 10, 2011

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npd

new prom dates

Yo these bitches arent puttin out we need npd.

by yaaaaaaaswag May 15, 2011

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NPP

a derogatory term used to describe the phobia of black penises; it means: Nigga Penis Phobia.

Quashon: Hot dang, wanna bangg??
Hannah: -throws up- Umm, no. -throws herself into a corner- I have NPP. NPP ALERT!!
Quashon: What's NPP??
Hannah: Something you have that I don't wanna see.

by Lucy Rex June 24, 2009

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That one kid in school that you see every so often in the hallway. He always acts weird and irrelevant and every time you offend him he always overreacting in the same fucking way EVERY TIME. You see him running in the hallway all the time and runs in place when there are people in front of him. Even his best friend realizes that he is so fucking immature and he’s probably the only kid in middle or high school that doesn’t have a phone; not that he is broke, but for obvious reasons. He’s that one kid that gives you the creepy blank expressions whenever you talk to him. Basically, his life is a video game to him so if you’re one of these type of kids, please go touch some grass.

Bro this kid is such an NPC kid; one morning I attempted to start a simple conversation with him and he gave the most blank, lifeless, robot look I’ve ever seen in the school career.

by Dictionary shit May 25, 2022

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