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Eating the onion

Taking satire news seriously.
Derived from the Onion News Network.
ONN: Kid Exists
30-year old parent: *Rants about children not existing*
That kids is called eating the onion
by Final Fox March 10, 2020
mugGet the Eating the onionmug.

onion bob

Damn did you guys catch a whiff of onion bob April last night,God damn.
by Tdstew4 December 16, 2015
mugGet the onion bobmug.

tough onions

A response to someone who obnoxiously complains or cries over something they cannot control. Often said sarcastically, showing that you don't really care about what they have to say.

Alluding to tough onions, which cause you to cry when you try to cut them.
Person 1: ...and then he broke up with me! I cry every night and I don't know what to do with myself!

Person 2: Tough onions.
by skarrina May 23, 2008
mugGet the tough onionsmug.

Onion ringing

When one mans penis is shoved into the urethra of another man.
I came so hard when we were onion ringing it last night!
by Onion ring master October 26, 2012
mugGet the Onion ringingmug.

Peeling Onions

Peeling Onions

(Peehl-ling Uhn-Yuns)

Definition: Crying or Sobing.

Term: Verb
E.g. - Yo' bro, you can quit peeling onions now.

or

Why is Tammy peeling onions again?
by Onion Guru Tim March 27, 2011
mugGet the Peeling Onionsmug.

cum onion

An onion covered, coated in or injected with seminal fluid
by penisflytrap September 12, 2016
mugGet the cum onionmug.

Onion Eater

A man/woman that eats a hooker's ass.
"Last night my client was an Onion Eater he wanted to eat my ass"
by BiggDaddy4 November 14, 2017
mugGet the Onion Eatermug.

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