nuts as a noodle top 

Someone who is clueless or empty headed.

She's as nuts as a noodle top because she wouldn't give me glue for the glitter.

nuts as a noodle top by Grammy509 September 14, 2017

stop munching on my noodle

a different way of saying "stop riding my dick"

Tell this asshole behind me to stop munching on my noodle!

stop munching on my noodle by murderhousemistress December 29, 2017

Give joel the fucking noodles

Just give him the fucking noodles man it’s law

Oh yea i have noodles Give joel the fucking noodles its law

Give joel the fucking noodles by The Government 0f the UK August 28, 2020

Noodles Doody-Decker 

When the styrofoam floatie-toy in the pool isn't styrofoam and definitely is not a toy.

The lifeguard at the pool was nodding off, so I figured a Noodles Doody-Decker would cause a commotion, and just might force him back on duty.

Noodles Doody-Decker by Pool Stooler December 29, 2009

Noodley 

Noodley (adj.) - The act of being similar to a noodle. An object can be described as noodley when it fails to adhere to a rigid pattern, droops, wobbles, or oscillates.

Have you heard that Lotus is bringing back some of their older, more noodley jams this year?

Noodley by Falkryx January 28, 2015

noodle rubber 

Another slang term for lesbian, gay, LGBTQ, or anyone you hate.

I was sitting in a restaurant and i saw 2 ladies in birkenstocks and flannel shirts and thought to myself, them some Noodle Rubbers.

noodle rubber by UnlovelyTomb June 30, 2017

Noodle Buttcheek 

The divine art of making noodles and then yeeting them down the buttcheeks, and absolutely blasting that ass apart.

"And as she lay there bare not worse for wear, he assaulted her cheeks with his noodle beaks and that gave her a scare." - WTA23 aka Noodle Buttcheek Connoisseur

Noodle Buttcheek by Kiendra January 16, 2021