Nonce

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A British Paedophile who usually drives a Vauxhall Corsa or Fiesta ST

Did you see that nonce driving around in his Fiesta ST

Nonce by Paul Mapantzoffs September 22, 2022

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"You Nonce" ~CallOfDutyModernWarfareII(2022)

"You Nonce" is a phrase used by Americans(Originating in British slang) to normalize Pedophilia.

Nonce by AnotherDeafMute November 27, 2022

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nonce

(pronounced näns) meaning nine times as much (etc. once, twice, thrice, quance, quince, seice, sence, ocense)

"I've been accused of theft damn near nonce!"

nonce by kruto February 5, 2023

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Another word for unintelligent, stupid, or dumb. Referring to nonsense, someone who's speaking nonsense.

"Anyone who believes nonce means anything sexual, is the true nonce."
"Wtf r u talking about, u nonce..."

nonce by softsmeg February 8, 2023

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an extremely kind and thoughtful person who is always looking out for people.

I love being called a nonce, it really makes my day.

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A very nice person who is good with kids

American- “hi are you a nonce.”
British person- “yes. I can look after your children for you.”
American- “thank you.”

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