Modern Trash

Everything wrong with today.

Everything today is modern trash.

by Ceruleanus October 23, 2018

Trash cunt

A vagina that is very dirty because she wipes her asshole back to front.

That lazy bitch has a smelly trash cunt cause she wipes her shitty ass from back to front!!!

by Mantaray22 November 1, 2019

trash tweet

1.) A disparaging or comical insult made in a competitive situation, usually a sporting event, directed toward one's opposition via twitter.

2.) A tweet that is intended to insult and disparage a rival. May or may not contain the hashtag #trashtweet or #fail.

Addison also tweeted a series of trash tweets to the other team likening their playing to that of little girls including - "My little sister can play basketball better than the @rivalteam."

by Blair2125 January 13, 2010

facebook trash

a person...or thing who:
1-puts up pics no one cares to see
2-tags people in those "tag yourself" things!
3-updates status every 5 minutes, no one cares that your eating yogurt watching jersey shore re-runs
4-you would look up this word to check if you fall under this category

guy 1-dude my dreams called me facebook trash last night...
guy 2- duuude thats harsh! and its a little gay that your talking bout your dreams.

by joey!! ;D April 19, 2010

band trash

A boy/girl who has an unhealthy obsession for a band or artist,usually in the genre of a band.

You are too obsessed with Twenty One PIlots.Get a new hobby,band trash.

by mr_squeaks848 April 9, 2017

trash bacon

Coined by Billy Flynn, trash bacon is a noun that perfectly describes exes that keep coming back around trying to get back together with you. It’s like bacon, it’s so tempting but you should’ve left it in the trash where you put it.

Girl, I’m having a total trash bacon moment here, John keeps texting me, what should I do?

Friend: Um, take out the trash.

by Sepiaskies January 20, 2018

thanks for the trash

An expression used to show false gratitude for something that sucks. Abbreviated TFTT.

Me: Come pick me up.

Phil: I can't right now.

Me: Thanks for the trash.

by Princess MoMo November 16, 2014