The love pole. Girls need it because it makes the feel real. A real good girls likes to suck on it all the time just to feel useful in life.
Jim's girlfriend sucks his penis a lot because if she didn't she would whether and die out of uselessness.
by Big Hard on September 13, 2003
Get the penismug. Guy: Baby I’ve got something to show you.
Girl: Let me guess, your penis.
Guy: How did you know?
Girl: I’ve got a better idea. Picture these being improved on stage, by me like Oliver Burgess Meredith (Nov., 16, 1907 – Sept., 9, 1997. Actor as The Penguin in The original Batman series, Micky G From The Rocky series, Twilight Zone, and Grampa Gustafson in Grumpy old men). I’ve got a few I don’t think they know of yet:
Punch line Pole,Thunder lumber, Oscar J Deezy, Willy the one eyed wonder Whompuss,, Poon Goon, Beaver Cleaver , Brain Train , Purple headed Bullshit slinger
Jerks Mcgerkin, Baby train express, Sammy sneak a leak’s lizard, Balatrinic putti scroot
Piper the sniper , Shaganappy gamp vamp, The Camels Pole Mammal, Mushroom Mamba bic for chicks, Excalibur, Third eye nine, Lilbilly, Nay nay’s nickel stickle
Gurth for her earth, and Salami Sal.
I’ve got em all!
Guy: Do I still get to hit that?
Girl: Ok but only if Mr. Minute doesn’t come out tonight.
Girl: Let me guess, your penis.
Guy: How did you know?
Girl: I’ve got a better idea. Picture these being improved on stage, by me like Oliver Burgess Meredith (Nov., 16, 1907 – Sept., 9, 1997. Actor as The Penguin in The original Batman series, Micky G From The Rocky series, Twilight Zone, and Grampa Gustafson in Grumpy old men). I’ve got a few I don’t think they know of yet:
Punch line Pole,Thunder lumber, Oscar J Deezy, Willy the one eyed wonder Whompuss,, Poon Goon, Beaver Cleaver , Brain Train , Purple headed Bullshit slinger
Jerks Mcgerkin, Baby train express, Sammy sneak a leak’s lizard, Balatrinic putti scroot
Piper the sniper , Shaganappy gamp vamp, The Camels Pole Mammal, Mushroom Mamba bic for chicks, Excalibur, Third eye nine, Lilbilly, Nay nay’s nickel stickle
Gurth for her earth, and Salami Sal.
I’ve got em all!
Guy: Do I still get to hit that?
Girl: Ok but only if Mr. Minute doesn’t come out tonight.
by Wolfdg8myS0ul November 26, 2009
Get the penismug. by Garrett Johnson June 4, 2003
Get the penismug. by Luluu December 28, 2005
Get the penismug. by yeah May 15, 2003
Get the Penismug. 1.Could possibly be used as a kick stand when hard
2.My boyfriend has a big one
3.Most girls like them
4.Make a good glue dispenser
5.Solve world hunger
6.Make girls horny
7.Long
8.Another word for it, Dick
9.Wee Wee
10.Butt Plugger
2.My boyfriend has a big one
3.Most girls like them
4.Make a good glue dispenser
5.Solve world hunger
6.Make girls horny
7.Long
8.Another word for it, Dick
9.Wee Wee
10.Butt Plugger
by Zombehs August 31, 2006
Get the Penismug. by Decaying_one December 28, 2005
Get the Penismug.