Russian Pipeline

When a male or female takes an unusally large dump which looks like a sub-marine, then freezing it, and later using it as a dildo on their partner, to let it melt slowly inside of them :(

Well my sick ass friend told me that he was going to use the Russian Pipeline one day, then cracked up laughing because it was the sickest thing ever!

by Uwanablikeme May 24, 2006

Russian Unicorn

A song by a bad lip reading making fun of Michael Bublé havent met you yet

did you hear the new song by Michael Bublé

no
will its called Russian Unicorn and it ROCKS

by jkrock569 August 25, 2011

russian syrup

When you have sexual intercorse and you pull the d*** out and it has her period blood and your semen and it's sticky af

U gave me a Russian syrup

by Original syrup man December 10, 2016

Bloody Russian

A mixture of Coke, cranberry juice and vodka mixed to take the appearance of blood.

Jim sat down at the bar and ordered a Bloody Russian.

by holidayhawk May 14, 2011

Russian Latte

A former-Soviet sexual act in which two fully-uniformed Spetsnaz soldiers simultaneously ejaculate into a full coffee mug. After stirring they feed this to their pet wolves. Once believed to be a fun way of attempting man-wolf crossbreeding, most admit that they were simply bored. This practice was later adopted by American cafes as a way to cut costs on dairy products, most famously by Starbucks using it for all dairy products since 2003.

Chekov: Nothing happening tonight at the base?
Ivan: Nope, we might as well make our wolves a nice Russian Latte.
Chekov: I've already made two today, but why not.
Dmitri: Hey idiots, don't you know that Starbucks will just sell you one?
Ivan: Well that defeats the purpose.
Dmitri: True, but it's better than getting frostbite on your shaft.

by AmericanoEnchilado August 6, 2012

russian fireman

While fucking her take out a lighter and light her pubes on fire. When her pubes are on fire, punch her in the nose and use her nosebleed to put out the fire.

"Dude I gave her a Russian Fireman last night and she slapped me."

by totally not steve August 11, 2014

Russian breakfast

drinking vodka with your cereal of choice

"dude i got hammered of my Russian breakfast, I had fruit-loops."

by loco30k February 10, 2015