mug runch

A female kissing another female who has an abundance of facial hair, especially above their upper lip.

I was mug runching with this chick at the bar.

by Moofie August 14, 2004

fucking mug

for your cousin helena

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by gfdhfdn December 29, 2021

Mugs & Shirts

Don't try to buy them. Seriously.

Buy (Insert Definition) mugs & shirts

by DYB42 September 8, 2013

coffee-mug

When someone comes up to you and steals the coffee that you are enjoying right out of your hands, no matter if it's at work, home, or even at the coffee shop.

Sydney: I was at the coffee shop last night drinking my coffee and checking my emails, when a man came up and took the drink right out of my hands!

Kayla: Oh my goodness! He totally just coffee-mugged you!

by laurene716 June 21, 2011

scrote-mugging

The act of placing your sweaty ball-sack on the rim your evil, micro-managing bosses coffee mug. Must be done immediately prior to the above mentioned boss having a drink (IE. no credit if the mug gets washed). Also preferably leaving some trace of duck butter for visual verification.

manslave #1: Dude, the boss just stepped out and I'm going scrote-mugging.

manslave #2: No way? Didn't you just go jogging on your lunch break too? Oh wait, here he comes now!

Evil-boss (pouring coffee into his mug and slowly sipping): Hey guys, what are you working on? Mmmm, this coffee sure tastes salty today. Let's have a meeting to go over what you did this morning.

by Poppyhater December 27, 2005

fucking mug

When your friend is a stupid bitch.

Guy 1: Hey you know 6 to the power of 2 is 12?

Guy 2: You fucking mug

by iiisnipes1336 January 23, 2017

Nut-mugged

Nut-mugged (Nut-mugging), When one's nuts (testicles) are mugged. This can involved being raped or just through hard sex. This term may also be used in the instance that one has just lost disgracefully.

1. 'Jesus, I only went to the shops for a pint of OJ and I got nut-mugged by a midget on the way.'

2. 'I got completely nut-mugged by this bitch last night...'

3. 'Oh for fucks sake, why do we always get nut-mugged at football!'

by Matt-the-twat March 10, 2008