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naked Asian

An Asian who jumps out of car trunks, naked, and assaults you.
see The Hangover and you might just see a naked Asian
by spicybuddha April 23, 2010
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you naked

you naked! (here naked is a noun)
when you wanna say something random to a person with clothes on (just for joke)
you naked! get some clothes on u nasty fuckface!
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Naked Sevens

Naked Sevens are the most irritating thing in the world. Anything that bugs you, bugs you like Naked Sevens.
Dude1: Dude! Did u see him making out with my ex?!
Dude2: Holy crap yes!
Dude1: That Bitch bugs me like Naked Sevens!!
by NakedSevensHater April 12, 2011
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Naked Dripping Daryl

A "Naked Dripping Daryl" is one of the hottest zombie apocalypse sex positions around. To perform the Naked Dripping Daryl, follow these steps:

1. Find an outdoor spot suitable for sexual congress but out of sight of any signs of civilization. You may find it helpful to choose one equipped with a tree stump or bench helpful for leverage. Anyplace that could be mistaken for the set of "The Walking Dead" is excellent.

2. Wait for it to rain and take off all your clothes.

3. Have the submissive sex partner bend over the bench or stump, while the dominant sex partner enters them from behind while holding a large, loaded crossbow.

4. Instead of saying, "I'm cumming," as he approaches orgasm, the dominant sex partner should say, "You're turning," as though to announce that the submissive sex partner is becoming a zombie.

5. At this point, the dominant sex partner should aim the crossbow at the submissive sex partner. The powerful fear of being shot should encourage that partner's orgasm. If not, the dominant can always just shoot and get the whole thing over with.
"Dude, i got my crossbow and we headed deep into the woods and did the Naked Dripping Daryl I shot my load but I didn't shoot the crossbow."
by cucumberz November 7, 2013
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naked truth

"I hold you at face value that's the naked truth. "
by Noni blanco December 22, 2017
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natedawger224

A lol player who has consumed enough salt in the past hour to kill an entire concentration camp. Known as the hottest soundcloud rapper and claims to have shot Texas red. His favorite marvel hero is Man-Ray and has been known to enjoy spitting Resees puffs down his stairs.
"Have you heard of Natedawger224?" "The hottest kazoo rapper of the century, of course!"
by TrulySc November 15, 2018
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Naheeg

A person without substance. Hipster, poser, NPC (non-player character) who follow trends because they have no personality of their own.

People who exploit native traditions for their own shallow, pseudo-spiritual pursuits.
That naheeg took us to the swimming hole full of naked new age white-dread hippies.

Check out that naheeg with the manbun listening to Nahko.

Those sparkle-ponies are naheegs who hang out in yoni tents and have crab eagles dispatched upon their debauchery.
by Cheese pig August 16, 2019
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