Myles

Myles is a person who you have to think twice about since your sucked in to believe that he's so perfect when in actual fact he isn't, he's far from it. It's surprising that whenever you tell a Myles that you like, let alone love them, they just completely and utterly throw how you feel under a bus. You at least try to make a Myles understand but even though they may seem like the type that do, they don't, they're just to blinded by others false assumptions and accusations to truly see the truth of what is. And yes a Myles may be really good at sport but if you were to ask him how to spell orthopaedic he's completely useless.

Can a Myles pass and English exam like a Myles can pass a ball..?

by Mrs AM Noppers January 18, 2019

Myles

A man with an extraordinary large cranium. Their preferred attire typically includes boot cut jeans, yeezys, and brimless snapbacks. Once risen from their slumber they are so fuckin horny. Myles is also a synonym for head.

I’m so horny i need sum MYLES by MYLES

by gloless February 26, 2020

cat molestor

A term for someone who molests cats. Nothing else will do, it must be feline or it won't get molested.

Girl: Hey, put my pussy down, you fucking cat molestor.
CM: No fucking way, I've only just started.

by stu-rob-billy-bob October 26, 2006

Mud Baby Molester

A peron who has anal intercourse with someone else.

A male homosexual - someone who is likely to come into 'close' contact with a Mud Baby is therefore a Mud Baby Molester.

by Peter van Dyk March 5, 2008

Molesting Unicorns

An indoctrination done by communist college professors on there very impressionable gender ambiguous students. Where ALL people who are not straight, white, or Male are Nazi sympathizers. These nutty professors mold these little participation trophy winners into "Antifa" soldiers.Along with all the BS Hollywood rhetoric and fictional biased pandering of America's fake news establishment they have formed an army of zombie-like minions who are incapable of abstract thought.

Marxist minions are at it again with our impressionable youth, I swear they're molesting unicorns and making them think they shit skittles whilst solving world hunger, if we dont fight these fruitcakes we'll all be starving or dead in 10 years

by yotaterds January 18, 2021

banana molestation

a sexual manuever most commonly known for both partners being covered in either maple or chocolate syrup. once the two are completely covered. insert a banana(peeled or unpeeled) into the anus of your partner. this part isnt entirely meant to increase pleasure, but feel free to take your time on this. once both bananas are in place. go ahead with your normal sexual activities.
once complete, you are allowed to eat the banana out of your lovers ass. if fecal matter is present on the fruit, continue eating, its proper manners.

dude, know what tastes absolutely amazing? banana molestation!

by Jazlo January 23, 2009

molestered

Having someone tell you "Boobs are 4tw"

~Man and Woman chatting in a room~
Woman: Hi
Man: Hi
Woman: Nice day outside.
Man: I wouldn't know, BOOBS ARE 4TW!!!11 LOL!
Woman: Oh noes! Your verbal assault has stunned me and left me feeling as if my life is plumetting into a chasm of depression. I feel so dirty.

~End~

by Blizzposta May 1, 2005