moustache ride

when the person giving oral sex has a mustache

Who wants a mustache ride-this is a quote from the nude scene in suupertroopers for the less educated people out there

by fuckingsupercop May 13, 2005

Mustachio Gentlemen

a middle aged man (usually an Italian man) that has a large mustache, slicked back hair, burlesquing chest hair, and usually wearing a gold chain and/or sunglasses. A mustachio loves old rock and roll, once wanted to own a trans am like a bad ass and has always wanted to go to a The Who concert.

the mustachio gentlemen has jet black slicked hair and is singing teenage wasteland

by Mikey Cheeks June 19, 2006

milf mustache

The result of sucking on a milf's breats after she has had a baby. Similar to the Milk Mustache but much classier.

Got milf?

"Wow that was some great sex, can you pass me a towel I need to wipe off my milf mustache"

by BarryB. September 19, 2009

Dirty Mustache

When a person gains the ability to grow a mustache but it's thin and patchy.

John: " Ugh! I wish Michael would shave off that dirty mustache!"
Ben: "Just because you can grow facial hair, doesn't always mean you should."

by SuprSaiyanTurry December 26, 2015

his moustache has a moustache

When a moustachio'd fellow is such a douche that his moustachio'd face is said to have a moustache of it's own

That cop was such a tool that his moustache had a moustache!

Bill: What's wrong with Mike?
Steve: Something crawled up his ass, I think his boyfriend made him the power bottom...
Bill: Yeah his moustache has a moustache!

by shockrafan August 20, 2010

mustache party

A party for homosexuals.

"Dude you going to the mustache party later?" No, I'm not gay.

by Seth Pommerantz May 23, 2008

Mustaches

not honest; bull-shit; someone disposed to lie, cheat, or steal; not worthy of trust or belief.

Him: "I swear I didn't sleep with her, baby!"
Her: "You're so mustaches!"

"You know that kid Rick? He's such a f***ing mustache."

by Isabella Hunter March 19, 2009